bonaphone

(n) the penis, especially when the subject of its owner's attentions.

The only instrument he plays is the bonaphone.

by heptune June 15, 2006

bum wad

(n) Toilet paper or toilet tissue.

The worst thing is to get stuck on the toilet with no bum wad.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

zori

(n) A sandal that consists of a rubber sole held on by a strip of rubber that passes between the big toe and the adjacent toe; also called flipflop. The word is Japanese in origin.

It's okay to wear zoris on the beach, but you shouldn't wear them to school.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

cat lightning

Static electricity that comes about from the petting of cats.

Don't touch the cat... his fur is loaded with cat lightning.

by heptune February 03, 2006

cootie

(n) A louse, derived from the Malay word, kudu.

One of my classmates spread cooties to everyone in my second grade class.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

slindle

(n) The hole in the penis from which urine or semen emerge.

The catheter had made his slindle sore.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

chippie

(n) An affectionate term for chipmunk.

A family of chippies made a nest next to a tree in my yard.

by Heptune May 14, 2005