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loofty

"oh my god, you are being so loofty!" or "he is so loofty"
by Hayley May 20, 2004
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Band Hag

Somone who used to know the band years ago whilst they were still in school and who now follows the band around looking for a free ride. Similar to a hand bag. They never lose sight of the band and stay by their side as a number one (annoying) fan.
That Britney is a real Band Hag - look at her wiggle up to the singer!
by Hayley January 17, 2005
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Maddox

Real name George Ouzounian , he is the creator of the self-proclaimed The Best Page in the Universe. He's also a pirate who kicks ass. He doesn't like bitchy women, kids, old people or Titanic. People say he should be the king of the Internet. I agree.
Quotes from Maddox: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three"
"Littering kicks ass."
"I will kick your ass for $25."
by Hayley October 1, 2005
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Hailie Jade Mathers

8 year old Hailie is the cutest girl in the world. She is so lucky to have Marshall for a dad because he loves her with all his heart and is there for her!
She is so lucky to have him for a dad!
by Hayley March 21, 2004
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grrr

a verb that originated from alaskan bears in a humans first heard this when they killed the first alaskan bear in canada it is use in great frustration
"grrr... you suck small ballz"
"grrr... that guy is so hot but i have no chance with him"
"grrr... my dog is getting run over right in front of me"
this word can be used in many forms not just these
by hayley May 13, 2005
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maddox.xmission.com

A website that needs no introduction...what? There's a few retards who don't know? Gah...The website is the creation of a kick-ass pirate called Maddox. It is a collection of articles that he has written about things that piss him off. Naturally, unless you have no brain, most of the articles shouldn't be taken seriously. But the rest should be taken seriously, like how much ass Ben Stiller kicks and why Cameron Diaz sucks.
If you are interested in looking, go to maddox.xmission.com (no www). If you're going to send hatemail, don't bother, Maddox doesn't care. Why do you think they put a delete button on your keyboard? :)
Articles from Maddox: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three"
"Littering kicks ass."
"I will kick your ass for $25."
"Ben Stiller should star in every movie."
"Love your kids? Prove it by beating them."

Me: Maddox owns you. Don't agree? Eat shit!

Some Random: Name the best page in the universe...
Me: maddox.xmission.com!
by Hayley October 23, 2005
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Alex Kapranos

The leader of the New Scottish Gentry(aka Franz Ferdinand). He is suave and sophisticated with a hint of nerd. This art school hipster will have you dancing all night, and your mother will certainly approve of him.
Alex Kapranos wears pimp shoes and yellow belts.
by Hayley June 29, 2004
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