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A website that needs no introduction...what? There's a few retards who don't know? Gah...The website is the creation of a kick-ass pirate called Maddox. It is a collection of articles that he has written about things that piss him off. Naturally, unless you have no brain, most of the articles shouldn't be taken seriously. But the rest should be taken seriously, like how much ass Ben Stiller kicks and why Cameron Diaz sucks.
If you are interested in looking, go to maddox.xmission.com (no www). If you're going to send hatemail, don't bother, Maddox doesn't care. Why do you think they put a delete button on your keyboard? :)
If you are interested in looking, go to maddox.xmission.com (no www). If you're going to send hatemail, don't bother, Maddox doesn't care. Why do you think they put a delete button on your keyboard? :)
Articles from Maddox: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three"
"Littering kicks ass."
"I will kick your ass for $25."
"Ben Stiller should star in every movie."
"Love your kids? Prove it by beating them."
Me: Maddox owns you. Don't agree? Eat shit!
Some Random: Name the best page in the universe...
Me: maddox.xmission.com!
"Littering kicks ass."
"I will kick your ass for $25."
"Ben Stiller should star in every movie."
"Love your kids? Prove it by beating them."
Me: Maddox owns you. Don't agree? Eat shit!
Some Random: Name the best page in the universe...
Me: maddox.xmission.com!
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