Harry flashman's definitions

throbber

A pulsating vein, usually on the forehead that is a predictor of a violent outlash from a hotheaded person.

Steer clear of Ramon...he's got a throbber and needs someone to skim the turds out of the alligator pit.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

witherwanded

Impotent or limpdicked.

Durwood is about as witherwanded as is possible without actually toting it around in a pickle jar.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

frosted

To be or cause to be severely annoyed to the point of wanting to commit mayhem.

When Hillary got elected, it really frosted my balls and chapped my ass.

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

serious emotional trauma

While physical trauma heals, serious emotional trauma leaves permanent psychological scars.

Getting my foreskin caught in my trouser zipper at age 5 was bad enough, but what gave me serious emotional trauma was when my mother had to unzip it.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

SP

U.S. Navy Shore Patrol.

Chief, put your dick back in your pants, the SP is coming.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

goober

A rural native of South Alabama or Northwest Florida who is genetically insuffient to be called a redneck or cracker.

That goober ain't taking my sister to the drive-in movie in no pick-up truck...it ain't got no back seat.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

syphilis

What you know you have when your Wasserman test comes back positive.

I don't need no Wasserman test for syphilis, all I gots is what the doctor says is paresis.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003