Harry flashman's definitions

levitate

To have ill-fitting denim trousers ride up uncomfortably on your crotch.

Damn, I getting a rash; my levis have been having the tendancy to levitate all day.

by Harry flashman July 29, 2003

Rather not

To express a preference in network TV news viewing.

If my cable or satellite went out and I needed a news fix, I'd Rather not.

by Harry flashman July 29, 2003

Teep

Slang for toilet paper.

Bubba, fetch me some teep, else I'm gonna have to cut up Mama's curtains.

by Harry flashman July 29, 2003

rumen

The first chamber of a ruminant's stomach in which bacteria break down food before it is returned to the mouth to be chewed as cud for nutrition.

Bubba: "Is Jolene got that PMS stuff...she been mighty cranky lately." Leroy: "Naw, her rumen upset."

by harry flashman July 30, 2003

EPD's

Expected Progeny Differences, data collected on cattle (dames and bulls) used in breeding programs to predict characteristics in offspring.

Lookit!, Leroy...check out the EPD's on that sweetheart wearing the crimson Carharrt's.

by harry flashman July 30, 2003

fucked

Doomed or destined for failure.

Rodney wasn't worried about the search warrant until he saw that it included his computer hard drive and then he said, "I'm fucked."

by harry flashman July 30, 2003

klugle

A KKK Klusterfuck, derived from cluster in English and kugel (ball) in German.

Leroy was damned well fed up with the Klan...tonight had turned into a klugle; Beauregard forgot the kerosene, Jerrol forgot the timber and Bubba forgot to get a permit or to notify Channel 33 so they could get the cross-burning on the 10 o'clock news...he was seriously considering moving to Detroit and associate with a better class of people.

by harry flashman July 30, 2003