Harry flashman's definitions

Qusay and Uday

The sons of Saddam Hussein who were adjudged not fit to breed and were given an infusion of lead instead of vasectomies.

Qusay and Uday were rendered sterile by means of numerous implants of copper coated lead boluses of 5.56mm diameter.

by harry flashman August 3, 2003

bagoong

Asian delicacy, fermented, salted brine shrimp (need not be kept refrigerated) that smells like your grandfather's spent 2 hours on the toilet overcoming constipation.

Holy batshit, Perlita, open the windows when you cook with bagoong.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

kidney stone

God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.

Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

frosted

To be or cause to be severely annoyed to the point of wanting to commit mayhem.

When Hillary got elected, it really frosted my balls and chapped my ass.

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

serious emotional trauma

While physical trauma heals, serious emotional trauma leaves permanent psychological scars.

Getting my foreskin caught in my trouser zipper at age 5 was bad enough, but what gave me serious emotional trauma was when my mother had to unzip it.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

assrhoid

A superlative for asshole.

Burchell, a.k.a. "assrhoid", left a trail of ruined careers where ever he went.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

throbber

A pulsating vein, usually on the forehead that is a predictor of a violent outlash from a hotheaded person.

Steer clear of Ramon...he's got a throbber and needs someone to skim the turds out of the alligator pit.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003