Harry flashman's definitions

gigundy

Larger.

Dammit, Ferndock...I can't calibrate the fuzing mechanism for a 200KT nuclear weapon with a 7/16th box end wrench...gimme the gigundy one.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

no hable Ingles

Combined with a shrug, this is a useful phrase to avoid answering questions.

Q. Have you accepted our lord, Jesus Christ, as your personal Saviour? A. No hable Ingles.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

larrupin'

An old fashioned asswhuppin'.

If Larry hadda got a larrupin' oncst in awhile from his daddy, mebbe he'd turnt out awright...if'n he'd hadda daddy.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

Asscrapian

A catch-all nationality/ethnicity indicating low birth, dubious hygeine, bizarre customs and speech, and amoral values.

Hakim had his fellow Wahabi Muslims mesmerized with his description of MTV, life in Los Angeles and the Asscrapian youth who roamed shopping malls with credit cards and no manners.

by harry flashman July 28, 2003

organism

A redneck colloquialism for orgasm.

I'm takin' Vernell mugboggin' and after I'm get me a organism behind the Whattaburger.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

plums

The masculine anal equivalent of female cherries.

Our advice to new inmates here at Attica is to safeguard their plums.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

#10 buttplug

A very obnoxious person, unlikeable in any way.

I tried to handle his complaint with courtesy but he kept acting like a #10 buttplug.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003