Harry flashman's definitions

lame

Fabric interwoven with metal wire.

Airman First Class Lawrencio wore silver lame undershorts, prefering it to kevlar for comfort and style.

by harry flashman January 7, 2007

jactitation

The restless twitching of a muscle.

Herman experienced a jactitation in his loins and while in the strictest medical sense of the word this should have been an involuntary response like a tic, it had been manually induced.

by harry flashman August 20, 2003

larrupin'

An old fashioned asswhuppin'.

If Larry hadda got a larrupin' oncst in awhile from his daddy, mebbe he'd turnt out awright...if'n he'd hadda daddy.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

heemer

A steaming hemorrhoid.

Jubal had a heemer the size of hammer-struck thumb.

by harry flashman August 14, 2003

blue-veiner

An erection characterized by distended, pulsating blue veins; an exceptionally hard hard-on.

Julie gave me a blue-veiner when she bent over to pick up the dozen or so Viagra I'd coughed out when she told me she liked men who wear velcro shoes.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

bumrush

What happens to a street punk and gansta wannabe in the shower on his first day in prison.

Jerome, aka: Killa-J, was gayly welcomed into the brotherhood of fellow inmates in a ceremony called bumrush.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

theology

The supporting rationale, doctrine, beliefs, tenets and written word that backs up and confirms what the voices in your head are telling you.

Leon didn't have any formal training in theology and figured he didn't need any, as God spoke to him and him alone and God was telling him that the big chested blonde girl in the second pew needed some laying on of the hands.

by harry flashman July 18, 2003