EPD

Explosive Projectile Diarrhea. When your ass is not only shooting out liquid shit, it's also shooting it great distances.

Alex - "I just had Taco Bell for the first time in five years for lunch."
Me - "Looks like you're going to have some EPD tonight."
Alex - "Worth it."

EPD by DK999 June 28, 2011

EPD

Emails Per Day. The amount of email sent/received from a single contact in one day.

I average 13 EPD with my BEF (best email friend)

EPD by JPere August 17, 2008

EPD's 

Expected Progeny Differences, data collected on cattle (dames and bulls) used in breeding programs to predict characteristics in offspring.

Lookit!, Leroy...check out the EPD's on that sweetheart wearing the crimson Carharrt's.

EPD's by harry flashman July 30, 2003

ePDA

electronic public display(s) of affection.

Sarah blew up his facebook wall with ePDA.

ePDA by spartanglory January 3, 2010

EPDA

Extreme public display(s) of affection. When a couple can not get their hands off each other, ever.

When you are with a couple and they either make-out, whisper, hug or stop in the middle of the street to do all that, the whole time. You need to tell "stop it with the EPDA!"

EPDA by Betty.L September 2, 2013

Epdorphins 

Chemical released by the brain to help reach a state of Epdorphinsis

I'm full of Epdorphins today

Epdorphins by The New Professor November 25, 2020

Epdan 

Bozo got laid at 15 😂

Loser

Epdan more like faggot 🤣

Epdan by average dumbass September 28, 2021