Harry Flashman's definitions

plums

The masculine anal equivalent of female cherries.

Our advice to new inmates here at Attica is to safeguard their plums.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

#10 buttplug

A very obnoxious person, unlikeable in any way.

I tried to handle his complaint with courtesy but he kept acting like a #10 buttplug.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

goober

A rural native of South Alabama or Northwest Florida who is genetically insuffient to be called a redneck or cracker.

That goober ain't taking my sister to the drive-in movie in no pick-up truck...it ain't got no back seat.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

witherwanded

Impotent or limpdicked.

Durwood is about as witherwanded as is possible without actually toting it around in a pickle jar.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

mudshovel

A person who will eat anything.

Bubba's a mudshovel...I seen him eat a 3 day old tuna sannitch.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

monolog

A single and solo turd passed during a bowel movement.

I got constipated from eating a jar of crunchy peanut butter two days ago and passed a monolog so long that I had to break it up with a mop handle before it would flush.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

uulate

What Fatima trills to Hakim when he is not on time. Derived from ululate.

"Hakim, uulate!", trilled Fatima.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003