Harry Flashman's definitions

#10 buttplug

A very obnoxious person, unlikeable in any way.

I tried to handle his complaint with courtesy but he kept acting like a #10 buttplug.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

Afrocentrist

An ethnocentrist whose fixation happens to be things African.

An Afrocentrist excludes the significance of Albanian culture and its impact on Peruvian haiku much like the Sinocentrist does.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

hermatile

Acting disproportionately crazy to a situation; running amok and generally reacting badly

Percival went hermatile when his tuna sandwich came up missing from the snack room refrigerator and had to be sedated and take a paid day off.

by harry flashman July 7, 2003

uulate

What Fatima trills to Hakim when he is not on time. Derived from ululate.

"Hakim, uulate!", trilled Fatima.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

blue-veiner

An erection characterized by distended, pulsating blue veins; an exceptionally hard hard-on.

Julie gave me a blue-veiner when she bent over to pick up the dozen or so Viagra I'd coughed out when she told me she liked men who wear velcro shoes.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

casreped

Naval jargon for equipment that is inoperative.

The AN/SLQ-22(A)V(1) is casreped...it shit the bed last night on the midwatch....friggin' HPA and High Level TWT went out and took the O-1331 and HD-791 with it.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

monolog

A single and solo turd passed during a bowel movement.

I got constipated from eating a jar of crunchy peanut butter two days ago and passed a monolog so long that I had to break it up with a mop handle before it would flush.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003