316 definitions by Harry Flashman

isoholes

A group of people similar to, alike, equal to and identical to assholes.

I visited France once in 1991, it is populated with isoholes.

by Harry Flashman August 3, 2003

massageandablowjob

n. A Naval term that completes and corrects the spelling of the word "massage", which is not a stand-alone word West of the International Dateline.

All this time at sea has made me tense, I'm going ashore to paint an orphanage, read a little at the Christian Science reading room, then head up to Subic City for a relaxing massageandablowjob.

by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003

gargoyle

1. A woman resembling a fish. 2. To cleanse the throat and mouth.

1. With a snout like that, Juanita looks like a gargoyle. 2. Go gargoyle with Listerine, Greta.

by Harry Flashman November 13, 2003

cinchy

Delightfully easy.

Wayne cringed in fear when after telling the tailor, Mr Roberto, that he was unsure of his inseam measurement, Mr Roberto, grinning mischieviously said, "Cinchy, I'll just kneel down and measure it myself...shouldn't take but a few minutes."

by Harry Flashman July 25, 2003

what the fuck, over

Military jargon, occasionally written or spoken "WTFO"...while actually saying "What the fuck, over" what is implied is "Are you fucking shitting me?"

What the fuck, over...what PT Nazi came up with the idea of measuring percent body fat every month?

by Harry Flashman July 3, 2003

smidgit

A little stupid.

Delroy, a smidgit since birth, was dumber than a box of rocks and proud of it.

by Harry Flashman August 25, 2003

hermatile

Acting disproportionately crazy to a situation; running amok and generally reacting badly

Percival went hermatile when his tuna sandwich came up missing from the snack room refrigerator and had to be sedated and take a paid day off.

by Harry Flashman July 8, 2003