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An item, building/structure, idea, or other noun used rationally, practically, and safely, and not aimed to be attractive: not ostentatious, but rather simple and suitable; functional, efficient, pragmatic, etc.
The utilitarian house—though only 1500 square feet, in the shape of a box, and comprised of merely, a small kitchen, bathroom, and bedroom, was perfectly suitable for John's needs.
by Happy facer boi July 29, 2022
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Scottsdale, AZ-I am going on vacation to the Ritz-Carlton in Scottsdale and to see the Grand Canyon.
by Happy facer boi April 17, 2022
Get the Scottsdale, AZ mug.A company that is known for their quality and prestige. However, has recently been sending its stuff to outlets (which brings down the reputation). They also have a wide variety of stuff, from casual shirts, to button down vests, and dress shirts.
by Happy facer boi March 20, 2022
Get the Ralph Lauren mug.A town in Northeastern NJ. Perhaps Millburn/Short Hills, NJ's poorer cousin. They have half of the town which is nice, and half which is not. However, they have a very lively downtown which makes up for their somewhat lousy school system.
by Happy facer boi March 14, 2022
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I can't believe Jack got accepted to University Of Pennsylvania but not University of Michigan Ann Arbor.
by Happy facer boi March 14, 2022
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Many tourists coming to Puerto Rico just stay in San Juan-they don't explore the west, east, central, and southern parts of the island-something I recommend doing.
by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022
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by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022
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