Greg's definitions

tonsil hockey

The act of french kissing

They were playing tonsil hockey as they made out on my couch

by Greg August 22, 2003

poke

to purposely pop your dick in her mushy pussy...as if unintentionally...like "oops". But, the dick and pussy are fully aware of what's happening. It's a game.

Let's poke.

by Greg January 7, 2004

Bewwl-sheyut

(See also: Boooah-shit ghetto slang version) A twist on the ever popular "bullshit", This is the redneck version intended to express anger and frustration.

"Don't you come 'round har talkin all that bewwl-sheyut" (spit on the ground and grab your nusses for maximum effect)

by Greg November 19, 2003

toolbag

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.

"That Doug....what a toolbag."

by Greg May 25, 2004

SILF

Taylor Moad, Jeff's sister

Taylor Moad is a SILF

by Greg February 16, 2005

breaking down

A word that is not know to "bob"

Bob, what do you say we break down?
Bob: No oh my gosh NO, that means we have 10 people doing nothing

by greg February 29, 2004

Yass

Combining the words "you" and "ass"

What are you doin', yass?

by Greg May 15, 2003