Greg's definitions

jewish sword fight (n)

the act of two males taking their erect penises and smacking them against each others penis is a completely non-homosexual way.

chris and zac had a horrible jewish sword fight

by greg February 12, 2005

quality control

To take command of how good something is by doing it the best it can be done.

Its time to do some Quality Control on this motherfucker and do it proper

by Greg December 5, 2003

grass on the wicket

A younger female who looks capable of sexual intercourse

grass on the wicket, lets play cricket

by greg April 6, 2003

quaff

Literally, a queef from the female rectum; similar to a fart, but less amusing. Figuratively, and much more common, continual and uninteresting chatter.

Oh man, she just quaffed for the whole evening.

by greg February 10, 2005

sassage

another word for penis, cock, schlong, dong, etc.

I stuck my polish sassage in her.

by greg January 11, 2004

Bewwl-sheyut

(See also: Boooah-shit ghetto slang version) A twist on the ever popular "bullshit", This is the redneck version intended to express anger and frustration.

"Don't you come 'round har talkin all that bewwl-sheyut" (spit on the ground and grab your nusses for maximum effect)

by Greg November 19, 2003

tonsil hockey

The act of french kissing

They were playing tonsil hockey as they made out on my couch

by Greg August 22, 2003