Greg's definitions

lampin'

lighting or smoking a joint

Answer to "whatcha doin tonight?"
We be lampin'

by greg November 20, 2003

gayosexual

one who has sex with gay people or one with a very homosexual sexual orentation

the reader of this

by greg June 25, 2003

cold sherman

The act of dropping a stanky poop, putting it in a ziploc bag, storing it in the freezer until it turns into a popsicle, then having your girlfriend or whore use it as a masterbatory device.

I haven't shat in a week because my girl really wants a cold sherman tonight!

by Greg February 21, 2009

assbelunker

An anal dwelling dwarf whos job is to the clean the ass from which it dwells. Usually named Gabe...otherwise known as a homosexual.

Gabe is an assbelunker...and a damn good one at that...foo

by greg September 9, 2004

powerhouse

synonym for sweet or cool. above money but below unstoppable

holy shit, these wings are powerhouse!

by Greg March 13, 2004

divorce

1)the most pathetic excuse for your parents being a bunch of stupid shits.

they suck and ruin lives.

nothing good comes out of them, except for the wife, who gets to rape her ex with childsupport, which mostly gets spent on stupid shit
(in my situation, a new set of dishes, and big screen tv...)

2)a way to show your kids that you don't care about them cause you want to go and fuck up their lives by messing them up socially, mentally, AND emotionally...

my parents are failures as parents and thus got a divorce, and i will never forgive them for that.

by greg April 19, 2004

Pwnasarus-Rex

When a group or one person completely OWNZ u!!!

P_K just Pwnasarus-Rexed me!!

by Greg March 2, 2005