Greg's definitions

Riddick

Riddick is a fucking god. riddick will punch you in the throat and then do your girl. Riddick is the coolest badass who ever killed someone for looking at someone wrong. this one time me and my friend were at this party and it turns out that riddick was my friends friends brother and he showed up and this one guy was like "hey jamal look at dat nigga" and riddick fucking punched him in the head. CLEAN OFF it was fucking awsome up until riddick stole my wallet and punched me in the testicles. Riddick is the real ultimate power. He is a furian, if you dont know what that is its a race of people that pretty much kick your grandma in the face, and if a furian doesnt kill at least 38 people in a day they go through withdrawls.

If you don't get off my nuts i'm gonna get Riddick over here and he'll fucking throw the pope at your head and... shit either way riddick will kill you.

by greg November 17, 2004

jazelle

Someone who cant play halo very well and likes boys called omar.

Hey jazelle . youre not very good at halo 2

by Greg May 7, 2005

Fishmonger

like a P.I.M.P, holla

Brian

by Greg October 28, 2003

Scum Of Society

Short form, SoS , pronounced Sauce.
It is when you see someone doing something so stupidly gross that they must be called SOS!

Random person is eating a piece of pizza while on the shitter. That random person is so SOS!

by Greg October 22, 2003

Bitch Fizz

A drink for the ladies. Any of a wide variety of sickeningly sweet, fizzy, low percentage alcoholic beverages. These beverages are known around the world for

Synonyms: Bitch Piss

Greg: "Tom, what are you doing with that bitch fizz, you look like a raving poofta"

Alex: "Put this bottle of green Chartreuse through the beer bong"

Tom: "Hu-Ah - That's the shit I'm talking 'bout"

by Greg January 7, 2004

Shem

Suburban Club Goer. Can be male or female but more commonly male. Can be identified by one or all of the following items: Cheesy tattoos(example: any form of flash tribal or anything incorporating a panther) spandex shirts w/ designer jeans. Spikey teased hair, J-lo sunglasses(yes even on males)lots of body glitter(again even on males) usually holding glow sticks.
Mostly found in the Westchester county area of NY.
More info See "Poseur"

Damn, this Club is loaded w/ shems tonite.

Can also be varried based on description
ie:
Wigger: sheminem
Shem-haven: Pearl nite club in white plains NY

by Greg February 18, 2003

peterly

Adverb.
To do something with expectant hesitation.
First used on The Bob and Tom Show.

He peterly approached her.

by Greg March 17, 2005