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Girl's girl 

A girl who has respect for female etiquette. A girl who is not petty and strives to be ethical and decent in her dealings with her female friends.
Marie: Ashley just broke up with Josh, you should totally go for it!

Megan: Nuh-uh! Josh is totally off limits!

Marie: But you've been crushing on him for months.

Megan: So what? Ashley and I are friends. I'd totally be shitting on girl etiquette to go after her ex.

Marie: Wow Megan, you're a real girl's girl.
Girl's girl by SavariD December 12, 2010
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girl's ass 

The back side of a girl. It is used for spanking, humping, and twerking. Men find pleasure in the ass. it a great way to attract men.
Dude look at that girl's ass it's so big.
girl's ass by Savagegroot March 22, 2017

girl's wake 

When walking behind a girl that smells nice, you constantly smell her as the air that she displaces when walking gets filled with perfume.
Whoah, I was behind 99 the other day, that girl's wake was amazing :)
girl's wake by DerekD February 24, 2008

girl's toy 

A boy who's girlfriend uses him like a toy. Typically he has a small penis which she thinks is cute and enjoys playing with it. The girl may bring her toy to a sleepover where her friends bring their toys and they compare them and show each other what their toy's do. Girls who have a toy with a big cock are very proud and like to show their friends how much they can make him shoot. Those who have toys with small dicks usually show how quickly they can cum and sometimes the girls shave him.

These sleepovers are very fun for the girls because they like sharing their toys and seeing who has the biggest cock among them.
My Girlfriend to her friends: "Girls, look at my toy's small dick! I LOVE it because it is fun to play with. Try it!"

*The girls play with my junk and I cum quickly and they giggle at me*

Another girl: "Yeah?! Well my toy has a HUGE cock! Show them Brian!"

*All girls stare in astonishment and make him cum in twenty minutes with a huge load*

My Girlfriend: "Let's shave our toys so they look like little boys!"

All girls: "YAY!"

All boys quietly: "There goes our dignity. We hate being girl's toys."
girl's toy by Small Junk May 4, 2008

Girl's Lacrosse 

A somewhat variation of guys lacrosse. With so many rules and regulations, it's surprising they don't make the team tiptoe down the field. Invented because apparently girls are not "tough enough" to handle boys lacrosse. This is bullshit, along with girls lacrosse being complete and udder bullshit. I'm sure many people would like to see girls hitting each other with sticks. I know I'd love to hit CERTAIN girls over the head.
Ref: "This is a penalty because you were too close to that girls face."
PLayer: *Jumps on ref and beats him with her stick.*
"Then why don't we wear helmets in Girl's Lacrosse!"
Girl's Lacrosse by Catrin June 20, 2006

girl's property 

A girl's property is her boyfriend's dick

Even if it's still physically connected to him his meat is already his girlfriend's property and toy
gf: "Don't you dare touch my property"
bf: "But can you help me with it then?"
gf: *get's on her knees and starts sucking on her property*

or: "Oh I see your girl's property hanging there lol"
girl's property by neo22 November 5, 2021

girl's name 

A noun used when a person is wanting to call a male a girl's name such as sally or sue. Girl's Name can be used to indicate any and all girl's names at once.
Guy 1: I feel bloated.
Guy 2: Shut up Girl's Name...that's fucking gay
girl's name by loganza June 28, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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