Greg's definitions

gentrophilia

The uncontrollable desire to have sex with old people

That person's gentrophilia creeps me out.

by Greg October 26, 2002

quality control

To take command of how good something is by doing it the best it can be done.

Its time to do some Quality Control on this motherfucker and do it proper

by Greg December 5, 2003

Bear Trap

A bitch with braces.

When a bitch with braces sucks ur cock its like puttin your cock in a bear trap.

by Greg December 18, 2003

Fuuuuuiiiiiiiiii

Sound a hamster would make when you squeeze it like hell.

"Let's squeeze the hamster."
"Fuuuuuiiiiiiiiii!!!"

by Greg April 13, 2004

ikillayomomma

when someone threatens to kill your mother.

Hey...ikillayomomma...foo

by greg September 9, 2004

toolbag

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.

"That Doug....what a toolbag."

by Greg May 25, 2004

poke

to purposely pop your dick in her mushy pussy...as if unintentionally...like "oops". But, the dick and pussy are fully aware of what's happening. It's a game.

Let's poke.

by Greg January 7, 2004