Greg's definitions

Door Stopper

"Commonly mistakened for a object that stops doors. It is infact an adjective used by few like James Greg Dyas. The actualy definition of word is it describes an immensely beautiful person but the real beauty it emphasizes on is the inner beauty of a person with high value to user who describes them."

Greg: "Yah that girl Kayla Is a Real Door Stopper!"
Fahad: "Yah buT your my Door Stopper!"
Greg: :o

by Greg August 25, 2004

texas hotstick

this is when you are fucking your bitch in the ass and then you spit some chew on you dick and continue the madness!

hey sally how would you like to try the texas hotstick tonight?

by greg June 21, 2006

quality control

To take command of how good something is by doing it the best it can be done.

Its time to do some Quality Control on this motherfucker and do it proper

by Greg December 5, 2003

hook up

To provide illegal drugs to someone without charging a handler's fee. (i.e. if one can get an eight of marijuana for 20 bucks, one would then sell it to one's friends for the same price, hooking them up)

You can get schwag for 15$ an eighth? Woah dude, hook me up!

by Greg August 7, 2003

Fuuuuuiiiiiiiiii

Sound a hamster would make when you squeeze it like hell.

"Let's squeeze the hamster."
"Fuuuuuiiiiiiiiii!!!"

by Greg April 13, 2004

phantom bandito

A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.

"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."

"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."

by Greg April 8, 2005

Bear Trap

A bitch with braces.

When a bitch with braces sucks ur cock its like puttin your cock in a bear trap.

by Greg December 18, 2003