Greg's definitions

blackneck

also very smooth player

that blackneck's got big game

by greg December 26, 2003

bonor

good for randomn insults and shouting out to confuse people

can also be used in 1337, with zeros, if something is crap.

e.g.

Oh n03e5! th4t fuck1n9 b1tch 15 t3h b0n0r!!!!!

Teacher: Mitch, what's 4) f)

Child: hmmmm... BONOR!

by greg November 20, 2003

Shem

Suburban Club Goer. Can be male or female but more commonly male. Can be identified by one or all of the following items: Cheesy tattoos(example: any form of flash tribal or anything incorporating a panther) spandex shirts w/ designer jeans. Spikey teased hair, J-lo sunglasses(yes even on males)lots of body glitter(again even on males) usually holding glow sticks.
Mostly found in the Westchester county area of NY.
More info See "Poseur"

Damn, this Club is loaded w/ shems tonite.

Can also be varried based on description
ie:
Wigger: sheminem
Shem-haven: Pearl nite club in white plains NY

by Greg February 18, 2003

gentrophilia

The uncontrollable desire to have sex with old people

That person's gentrophilia creeps me out.

by Greg October 26, 2002

Fuuuuuiiiiiiiiii

Sound a hamster would make when you squeeze it like hell.

"Let's squeeze the hamster."
"Fuuuuuiiiiiiiiii!!!"

by Greg April 13, 2004

phantom bandito

A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.

"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."

"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."

by Greg April 8, 2005

toolbag

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.

"That Doug....what a toolbag."

by Greg May 25, 2004