Greg's definitions

rsx

slowest piece of shit ever to hit the road. Honda's biggest multi billion dollar mistake ever. Small companies tried to overcome this fact by producing line of turbos and after market performance parts in order to level the balance of shittyness. They were only to find that what would turn any normal car into a dream car, made the rsx even worse.

"Hows the new car?"
It broke down again, fucking $23,000 mistake!"

by Greg February 21, 2005

tree fidy

three dollars and fifty cence

the loch ness monster came up to and said "i need about tree fidy"

by greg March 6, 2003

jocking

"To be on someone's jock". Trying to hook up with them.

Sarcastic: Kissing someon's ass.

What happened with that chick the other night? She was jocking you pretty hard.

I can't stand that kiss ass. He's always jocking people more popular than him.

by Greg April 1, 2005

dibs

to claim something

i got dibs on that last piece of pizza

by Greg September 30, 2003

Queeter

Cuteness beyond any other.

Queeter than a baby.

by Greg May 13, 2005

Niven

A mathematical expression equalling exactly one and one half (1 1/2).

"The plank of wood is niven feet long."

by Greg November 19, 2003

bobsled

When you're doing a girl on the top of the stairs from behind and you randomly grab her arms and put them behind her back and ride her down the stairs.

Felica broke her jaw because I gave her the bobsled last night

by Greg August 22, 2003