Greg's definitions

fishing

sitting in a boat like an idiot.

often involves drinking in a boat like an idiot...

by Greg April 29, 2004

blackneck

also very smooth player

that blackneck's got big game

by greg December 26, 2003

schilsk

Term for a dude who is so successful at 'cock-block'ing his comrades that he can do it while on fire.

I would have hooked up with the girl from the bar last night, but the schilsk decided to make an appearance.

by Greg December 21, 2004

Scum Of Society

Short form, SoS , pronounced Sauce.
It is when you see someone doing something so stupidly gross that they must be called SOS!

Random person is eating a piece of pizza while on the shitter. That random person is so SOS!

by Greg October 22, 2003

Bitch Fizz

A drink for the ladies. Any of a wide variety of sickeningly sweet, fizzy, low percentage alcoholic beverages. These beverages are known around the world for

Synonyms: Bitch Piss

Greg: "Tom, what are you doing with that bitch fizz, you look like a raving poofta"

Alex: "Put this bottle of green Chartreuse through the beer bong"

Tom: "Hu-Ah - That's the shit I'm talking 'bout"

by Greg January 7, 2004

Shem

Suburban Club Goer. Can be male or female but more commonly male. Can be identified by one or all of the following items: Cheesy tattoos(example: any form of flash tribal or anything incorporating a panther) spandex shirts w/ designer jeans. Spikey teased hair, J-lo sunglasses(yes even on males)lots of body glitter(again even on males) usually holding glow sticks.
Mostly found in the Westchester county area of NY.
More info See "Poseur"

Damn, this Club is loaded w/ shems tonite.

Can also be varried based on description
ie:
Wigger: sheminem
Shem-haven: Pearl nite club in white plains NY

by Greg February 18, 2003

Scottish hello

A way of greeting a good friend, whereby you put a hand on their shoulder, then shout 'Give us a kiss!' and headbutt them. Bonus points are awarded if completed without spilling your drink.

"Ow, Mac just gave me a Scottish hello. He nearly broke my nose."

by Greg April 26, 2005