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Woody

a hardon or a boner
I got a woody when she rubbed her hand on my johnson
by Greg August 22, 2003
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what's in the box?

phrase uttered when something bad happens. taken from the scene in Se7en where Brad Pitt has a very distressing package sent to him from the killer.
(you unsuspectingly click a link and see the goatse)
"awww, what's in the box?!?!"
by Greg March 13, 2004
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Runescape

runescape is a massively multiplayer online rpg (MMORPG) that sets the mood for a medeival time frame, and gives you skills to improve, quests to beat, etc. (i pretty much think you get the point). like everyone else has already stated, this game is very good at drawing you in, and noone knows why because the graphics are piss poor. Basically, a runescape is a game that has most people playing it, like diablo "did" (lolz), and draws you in the minute you get past the tutorial island. i only recommend this to people who have nothing else in there schedule and, overall, have absolutely NO LIFE. that is all... :)
"i dont know whats wrong; first, runescape, with its crappy graphics, just blows my mind, and then the red sox win the world series?!?!?!? PINCH ME PLEASE!"
by greg March 23, 2005
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Door Stopper

"Commonly mistakened for a object that stops doors. It is infact an adjective used by few like James Greg Dyas. The actualy definition of word is it describes an immensely beautiful person but the real beauty it emphasizes on is the inner beauty of a person with high value to user who describes them."
Greg: "Yah that girl Kayla Is a Real Door Stopper!"
Fahad: "Yah buT your my Door Stopper!"
Greg: :o
by Greg August 25, 2004
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Brown

Any type of whiskey with a brown hue, ie. scotch, bourbon, canadian, etc.
"What would you like to drink?", "I'll have a brown."
by greg December 15, 2003
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Obsidian Order

A Cardassian secret police and spy agency. Enabran Tain was its longest serving chief; his son Garak was a onetime agent and was kept alive in exile only by its intervention.
The Obsidian Order works among the shadows.
by Greg October 7, 2004
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Banana Phone

jay, get that banana phone out of your ass.
by Greg November 28, 2004
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