Greg's definitions

rotiss

Slang for rotisserie chicken.

Hey, wanna pick up a Rotiss from Whole Foods on our way back?

by GReg February 24, 2020

watch cuck

Someone who takes pleasure in watching another person wear their watch.
Someone who would like to see what their watch looks like from afar.

I became watch cuck when the desire to see my Rolex Submariner on another man was overwhelming.

by GReg January 20, 2018

venezuelan shower

A shower that last less than 3 minutes.

Referencing the 3 minute shower limit by Hugo Chavez.

Quote from Hugo Chavez 'Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink,' he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.'

Scott used all the hot water and I was forced to take a Venezuelan shower.

by GReg April 27, 2014

cold sherman

The act of dropping a stanky poop, putting it in a ziploc bag, storing it in the freezer until it turns into a popsicle, then having your girlfriend or whore use it as a masterbatory device.

I haven't shat in a week because my girl really wants a cold sherman tonight!

by Greg February 21, 2009

The Showdown

Metal. The one and only true word that best describes The Showdown. Emerging from the mountains of eastern Tennessee this crushing five-piece have crafted an epic heavy metal sound for listeners who enjoy hard music that spans styles ranging from American southern rock to European death. Lyrically their melodies sing of heroism, sojourns and battles of life. The result is a brutal and honest anthem for the youth of today. Their debut album titled "A Chorus Of Obliteration" was produced by Bruce Fitzhugh (lead singer of Living Sacrifice) and is in stores now on Mono Vs Stereo. Git snake bit!

http://www.myspace.com/theshowdown

The Showdown is a Christian metalcore band.

by Greg September 1, 2008

cashers mashers

Cash Machine. Simple as that.

hey, do you mind if we stop by a cashers mashers? I'm needing some cashish.

by greg July 16, 2008

chomsky

(n) A genius who tirelessly works to expose the murderous lies committed by the US government abroad.

I've never learned as much from school as I have from Chomsky's books!

by greg February 6, 2007