The fishy smell eminating from the old woman's gunt was overpowering, causing nausea, retching and life-threatening injuries as birds fell out of the sky from the stench.
by Googles October 30, 2004
1) To be ripped off by a greedy real estate agent. Usually when the price for
real estate or land is raised to a higher price than was verbally agreed on before.
2) The sound made by two Hippopotamuses fucking in a swamp.
real estate or land is raised to a higher price than was verbally agreed on before.
2) The sound made by two Hippopotamuses fucking in a swamp.
1) I got gazumped when I tried to buy that house - after we agreed on a price, they changed the contract.
2) I saw a documentary about hippos gazumping each other..
2) I saw a documentary about hippos gazumping each other..
by Googles January 18, 2004
The uncontrollable grunt-like moaning sound made by a man as he spurts forth BALLSACK BOLOGNESE from his BLUE-VEINED YOGURT PUMPER all over his partner, keyboard or belly-button.
So named as it sounds like the mating call of a Canadian Moose.
So named as it sounds like the mating call of a Canadian Moose.
by Googles January 07, 2005
Australian neologism.
A box in which choof (marijuana) is stored prior to use. Typically made of metal with a motif of a marijuana leaf or funny picture on the lid. May be used to carry lighters, joints, cigarettes, papers, roaches etc in addition to choof.
Also known as a stash box, or stash tin.
A box in which choof (marijuana) is stored prior to use. Typically made of metal with a motif of a marijuana leaf or funny picture on the lid. May be used to carry lighters, joints, cigarettes, papers, roaches etc in addition to choof.
Also known as a stash box, or stash tin.
by Googles October 29, 2004
The act of splitting/stretching/spreading two items. Usually applies to legs, but may also be used for other things - eg, opening an umbrella, spreading apart ass cheeks, doing the splits, etc.
May also mean 'torn', 'split' or 'ripped'.
May also mean 'torn', 'split' or 'ripped'.
by Googles January 08, 2004
A fart so loud, swift and explosive that its rapid expulsion causes the ass cheeks to clap together after it has passed through.
May or may not be accompanied by a foul odour of methane. Also known as a thunderboomer.
May or may not be accompanied by a foul odour of methane. Also known as a thunderboomer.
Stop eating those bean and egg salad sandwiches - one more thunderclap, and I'll have to glue your ass cheeks together!
by Googles January 09, 2005
An engorged pimple, bloated and full of juicy pus. Ready to be squeezed, scratched or popped by yourself or significant other.
I had a massive pusticle on my shoulder, but my girlfriend exaccerbated it by squeezing all the gunk out; now it's infected, and my arm has to be amputated - all for a simple zit.
by Googles January 03, 2004