Googles's definitions

wifey

A Term of endearment for a cyber-wife looking for a hubby.

I'm looking for a new wifey, 'cos I just got cyber-divorced.

by Googles June 11, 2006

scarlet woman

A woman who is considered to be immoral due to her large number of sex partners.

A polite way to call someone a prostitute, whore or slut.

When Bear called Coco a Scarlet woman, she didn't know what it meant, so she looked it up online - when she told the cave people what her sister had called her, Snake Eyes agreed and took some Serepax, and Donkey Dentures went out into the shed to drink some wine.

by Googles January 7, 2005

scoop

To remove mucus from the vagina by inserting two fingers to the cervix, bending the fingertips into a 'scoop' shape, then removing the fingers and testing it for consistency, smell and taste.

My girlfriend's hand was broken, so she asked me to scoop all the gunk out of her rancid flange!

by Googles December 1, 2004

normies

People without mental illness. Derivation of "Normal".

I used to be one of the normies, but now I have "The D" (depression).

by Googles November 4, 2004

choof box

Australian neologism.

A box in which choof (marijuana) is stored prior to use. Typically made of metal with a motif of a marijuana leaf or funny picture on the lid. May be used to carry lighters, joints, cigarettes, papers, roaches etc in addition to choof.

Also known as a stash box, or stash tin.

The druggies broke into my flat, and stole my choof box!

by Googles October 29, 2004

choof

Australian slang for the act of smoking cannabis sativa or indica through a bong. One who overindulges is known as a choofmonster.

I was having a choof the other day, when I got bong water all over my white pants.

by Googles January 17, 2004

Scrapey man

A person employed to fill the gaps between bricks in apartment buildings, using concrete and a trowel, in order that a building may be painted. A subcontractor with poor sense of timing - 6 am on New Year's day, Saturday mornings at 7, or late at night are his hours of work. Once finished with this job, he uses noisy power tools to further annoy sleepy residents. If it gets really annoying, one should contact Gerrn Shirt Man.

I was late for work yesterday, because Scrapey man woke me up ay 5 am!

by Googles January 23, 2004