Googles's definitions

moose

The uncontrollable grunt-like moaning sound made by a man as he spurts forth BALLSACK BOLOGNESE from his BLUE-VEINED YOGURT PUMPER all over his partner, keyboard or belly-button.

So named as it sounds like the mating call of a Canadian Moose.

I heard you do Moose last night - have you been looking at ogrish again?

by Googles January 7, 2005

oinked

To link to a video featuring the demise of a pig, either by chainsaw (on ogrish) or knife-wielding Croatian (on TheNausea), by masking the URL. These videos are gruesome, because the porcine victims take a while to die (in the chainsaw vid, the pig squirms for a long time after being beheaded), but linking to them is considered funny.

I got oinked yesterday, and now I have nightmares about a psychotic hick running after me with a chainsaw...

by Googles December 31, 2004

tadpole milkshake

The refreshing climax to a sexual encounter, tadpole milkshake is a euphamism for semen ejaculated into a partner's mouth. One variant is the 'tadpole thickshake', which is the same as the milkshake but brewed in the NUTSACK for at least 5 days to ensure a thick consistency.

My friend and I were at a drive-through restaurant, and I dared him to ask for a Tadpole Milkshake; the girl said "Hold on, sir, I'll just get Brutus to whip one up for you...".

by Googles December 2, 2004

scoop

To remove mucus from the vagina by inserting two fingers to the cervix, bending the fingertips into a 'scoop' shape, then removing the fingers and testing it for consistency, smell and taste.

My girlfriend's hand was broken, so she asked me to scoop all the gunk out of her rancid flange!

by Googles December 1, 2004

stinktoe

When one is lying stoned on the couch, and has a horny girlfriend who won't stop bugging them, the insertion of the middle three toes into the vagina while the big toe stimulates the clitoris and the small toe tickles the taint and anus often helps.
This is followed by the insertion of the big toe deep intoo her cameltoe to draw out the juices. Often followed by a root.

I wasn't in the mood to plunge, so I did stinktoe.

by Googles November 28, 2004

normies

People without mental illness. Derivation of "Normal".

I used to be one of the normies, but now I have "The D" (depression).

by Googles November 4, 2004

hubby

Male enigma met online by desperate, bored or lonely middle-aged women, who may or may not already be in a relationship. Hubby offers a sense of security in a world of uncertainty, a perfect panacea for all their ills.

Usually, though, Hubby turns out to be a horny old married dude, an emotionally insecure younger man looking for a mother figure, or a 50-ish nerd who couldn't get a root in a brothel.

Use can be alternated with the traditional use of the term "Hubby" - a term of endearment for one's husband.

Are you having cybersex with Hubby AGAIN? I wanna get online and do Gambling Frenzy!

by Googles November 4, 2004