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shloogamahoof

Alternate spelling of Schloogamahoof, the last audible word uttered by Fred Flooftdooft, as recorded by Harry Hurtleflab (1922-1996) during an ill-fated hunt for wild zangdoos in the upper reaches of the Meep Zonk Delta.
Oh, SHLOOGAMAHOOF!
by Googles January 22, 2004
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Meep Zonk

A marshy region of Nyassaland populated by Zangdoos and Doozangs. Also, a word used to describe knocking someone on the head while saying "Meep Zonk!".
I crept up behind him and gave him a Meep Zonk - after which he kicked me in the gorguts with FULL FORCE!
by Googles January 22, 2004
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Albino Woman

A meddling bitch with a small, yappy, aggressive dog who influences others to follow her superstitious ways.Appears at the most inconvenient times.
Oh, FUCK! Albino woman is here.
by Googles June 7, 2004
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choof

Australian slang for the act of smoking cannabis sativa or indica through a bong. One who overindulges is known as a choofmonster.
I was having a choof the other day, when I got bong water all over my white pants.
by Googles January 17, 2004
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flooftdooft

The technical term for two doozangs crossed with a zangdoo. Named after the pioneer/explorer Fred Flooftdooft (1876-1942), whose greatest achievement was the addition of the word shloogamahoof to the English lexicon.
Have you managed to put the flooftdooft back in its box?
by Googles January 21, 2004
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Scrapey man

A person employed to fill the gaps between bricks in apartment buildings, using concrete and a trowel, in order that a building may be painted. A subcontractor with poor sense of timing - 6 am on New Year's day, Saturday mornings at 7, or late at night are his hours of work. Once finished with this job, he uses noisy power tools to further annoy sleepy residents. If it gets really annoying, one should contact Gerrn Shirt Man.
I was late for work yesterday, because Scrapey man woke me up ay 5 am!
by Googles January 23, 2004
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choofmonster

One who dominates a bong or joint while in company; failure to share marijuana. Smoking in front of others without sharing.

Derivation of choof.
Sebastian: Hey, John! Give me some of that ganja - stop being such a choofmonster!
by Googles January 3, 2004
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