Googles's definitions

moose

The uncontrollable grunt-like moaning sound made by a man as he spurts forth BALLSACK BOLOGNESE from his BLUE-VEINED YOGURT PUMPER all over his partner, keyboard or belly-button.

So named as it sounds like the mating call of a Canadian Moose.

I heard you do Moose last night - have you been looking at ogrish again?

by Googles January 7, 2005

thunderclap

A fart so loud, swift and explosive that its rapid expulsion causes the ass cheeks to clap together after it has passed through.

May or may not be accompanied by a foul odour of methane. Also known as a thunderboomer.

Stop eating those bean and egg salad sandwiches - one more thunderclap, and I'll have to glue your ass cheeks together!

by Googles January 9, 2005

Emu

Australian slang used to describe a person who walks around racecourses picking up discarded tickets. Their actions mimic those of the flightless bird, the Emu (Dromaius novaehollandiae).

That fucking emu picked up my ticket before it hot the ground!

by Googles January 14, 2005

Albino Woman

A meddling bitch with a small, yappy, aggressive dog who influences others to follow her superstitious ways.Appears at the most inconvenient times.

Oh, FUCK! Albino woman is here.

by Googles June 7, 2004

choof box

Australian neologism.

A box in which choof (marijuana) is stored prior to use. Typically made of metal with a motif of a marijuana leaf or funny picture on the lid. May be used to carry lighters, joints, cigarettes, papers, roaches etc in addition to choof.

Also known as a stash box, or stash tin.

The druggies broke into my flat, and stole my choof box!

by Googles October 29, 2004

torana

Australian-built version of the European Vauxhall Viva car of the 1960s and 1970s, with a wider range of engines. TORANA is an abbreviation of Tons Of Rust And No Acceleration, which applied to all four and six-cylinder models.

The V8 versions, especially the SLR of the 1970s, are sought after by collectors and enthusiasts.

Holden is considering resurrecting the name for a new model.

My Torana was blowing so much smoke, I couldn't see anything out of the rear-view mirror!

by Googles October 29, 2004

fishy smell

The pungent aroma of unwashed smoo.

The fishy smell eminating from the old woman's gunt was overpowering, causing nausea, retching and life-threatening injuries as birds fell out of the sky from the stench.

by Googles October 29, 2004