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d-day

Expression used in online discussion forums relating to mental illness. Originally referred to the time that depression set in, later used conversely by survivors to indicate when their recovery was complete. This confusion has seen it fall out of favor in many circles.

Derived from "d-day", the storming of Normandy on June 6, 1943, and the fact that the word "depression" is often abbreviated to "D" in such forums, as people suffering from "D" have little energy and typing the whole word could be tiring.
I recall my own personal D-Day well; once I took the little green pills, I felt better.
by Googles September 12, 2004
mugGet the d-daymug.

bell lips

The physical condition where a woman's labia minora descend below her labia majora, forming the shape of a bell. Such features are desirable for women wishing to form a cameltoe. In severe cases, a labioplasty may be required in order to allow bikinis to be worn.
Useful for pulling aside and going "Wubba-Wubba-Wubba" while yodeling into the canyon of love.
I'd post a pic of my ex-girlfriend's bell lips, but when I tried to take a photo, the camera lens shattered!
by Googles October 29, 2004
mugGet the bell lipsmug.

thunderclap

A fart so loud, swift and explosive that its rapid expulsion causes the ass cheeks to clap together after it has passed through.

May or may not be accompanied by a foul odour of methane. Also known as a thunderboomer.
Stop eating those bean and egg salad sandwiches - one more thunderclap, and I'll have to glue your ass cheeks together!
by Googles January 9, 2005
mugGet the thunderclapmug.

pillow barrier

Ostensibly a sex-prevention device, the Pillow Barrier is simply a cushion strategically placed by the female partner in order to prevent physical contact during sleeping hours. Quite often, the male eroneously believes he is cuddling an arm or breast, only to wake up and discover that a pillow was the object of his affections.
Yesterday morning, while my girlfriend was at work, I unintentionally ejaculated all over her pillow barrier; I then allowed a lactating cat to spill milk all over it - that was before I gave the dizzy kitten a gentle squeeze, whereby he shat and pissed on it. And she still kept the barrier there last night - evidently, I smell worse...
by Googles September 24, 2005
mugGet the pillow barriermug.

choof chopper

Australian euphamism for a herb mill used to grind choof (marijuana). Also known as a Muller, its purpose is to increase the surface area of the material, so that smoking or eating it will bring out more THC.

Made from metal and/or plastic, choof choppers come in many shapes and sizes. Some have a box attatchment to catch the material. The main problem with choof choppers is that they can get clogged easily if wet tobacco or choof is put into them.
Hey, mate, don't chuck ciggies in the choof chopper - premium bud ONLY!
by Googles October 30, 2004
mugGet the choof choppermug.

Skrietze

A small lump of poo which clings to the side of a toilet bowl, no matter how often it is flushed.
Mom, I have explosive diarrhea, and I left massive skrietzes all over the place!
by Googles January 3, 2004
mugGet the Skrietzemug.

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