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Albino Woman

A meddling bitch with a small, yappy, aggressive dog who influences others to follow her superstitious ways.Appears at the most inconvenient times.
Oh, FUCK! Albino woman is here.
by Googles June 7, 2004
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Bud Bomb

A small four-piece chrome pipe, shaped like a bomb, used to smoke marijuana. Sometimes known as a 'stealth pipe' as it can be attatched to a keyring, looks nothing like a conventional mariijuana pipe, cools the bud almost as well as a bong while hiding it in an enclosed cylinder for storage/smoking, and emitting little smoke due to its enclosed design.

Despite the seemingly excellent design and widespread availability of the Bud Bomb, few people own such a device due to its high cost, need for frequent cleaning, and the availability of cheaper, more convenient smoking devices.
I took my Bud Bomb to the picnic, got the munchies, ate more than my fair share of the food, and fell asleep on a blanket.
by Googles September 18, 2004
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stretchy balls

The act of sprawling oneself across a couch or sofa, while draping one leg across the back - causing a stretching of the scrotum and testicles. Usually done by the male gender, but equally possible for a woman sporting and displaying her cameltoe - the term applies to both genders equally.
Stop doing stretchy balls - I want to sit there.
by Googles January 12, 2004
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gorguts

Stomach and intestines; entrails, viscera.
I was standing behind a horse, and it kicked me right in the gorguts!

My gorguts are grumbling!
by Googles January 1, 2004
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dfs

Abbreviation: Drug Fucked Scum. Refers to junkies, misanthropic compulsive liars who would exchange their own grandparents for drugs, and bong toking alcoholics who will break into your house, steal your car, and then pretend to be your friend so that they can take your money and posessions to buy drugs. DFS have a penchant for getting into trouble from law enforcement, yet also an uncanny knack of weaselling their way out of such trouble.
DFS have anti-social, egomaniacal or narcissistic personality disorders which they disguise as mental illnesses in order to further their own drug habits. They have no empathy, compassion or sense of social responsibility, but will pretend to have such qualities if it will lead them to their next hit of drugs.
Watch out for the DFS!
by Googles January 14, 2004
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Schloogamahoof

The last word uttered by explorer/lexicographer Fred Flooftdooft, upon encountering a rather large group of armed zangdoos.
by Googles January 21, 2004
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wifey

A Term of endearment for a cyber-wife looking for a hubby.
I'm looking for a new wifey, 'cos I just got cyber-divorced.
by Googles June 11, 2006
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