Goofnut's definitions

Speedbumping

When one quickly slides the head of his erect penis back-and-forth through his partner’s anal sphincter. Reasonable facsimiles of this would be when the partner’s mouth or vagina is used.

When Harvey finished speedbumping his girl, there was some tomato skin stuck to his dick.

by Goofnut September 4, 2022

Five

Five-wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.

Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives a five-wheeler to the donut shop.

by Goofnut April 1, 2025

Delta male

In mathematics, delta means change or difference from the original value. Thus a delta male is a male who changed from is original birth gender.

That delta male used to have spectacular tits and a killer pussy.

by Goofnut May 27, 2023

Five-wheeler

Five-wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.

Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives a five-wheeler to the donut shop.

by Goofnut April 1, 2025

Biomale

A person who naturally, biologically appear like, and who conduct themselves like the gender they were born as.

My high school football team is 100% comprised of biomales.

by Goofnut May 27, 2023

Nostrildamus

Something you can smell before you see or hear it (e.g., shit, fire, dirty pussy, politicians, etc.) .

James’ inner nostrildamus knew when the pie was ready.

Suzy was such a nostrildamus for finding trouble.

by Goofnut June 2, 2021

Short-a-chrome

When you are missing all or part of a least one chromosome. Dumb ass. Stupid. Inept.

How’d that short-a-chrome graduate from high school?

by Goofnut March 16, 2023