Delta female

In mathematics, delta means change or difference from the original value. Thus a delta female is a female who changed from her original birth gender.

That delta female used to bench 405 pounds. She kicked the shit out of me after graduation.

by Goofnut May 28, 2023

Chicken House

The vagina, pussy, snatch, etc. Where the eggs are.

Christine shaved her chicken house.

by Goofnut August 27, 2022

48

Anal sex.

See the part of the number “4” that protrudes to the right? That’s the penis and it’s about to penetrate the cleavage of number “8,” which is the ass. Buttfucking.

48 could also reasonably represent fucking your girl’s tittie cleavage.

“My girlfriend likes it when I 48 her.”

by Goofnut October 17, 2021

Balldust

Dried, crumbly semen.

After Dick had a wet dream, he woke up the next morning with balldust in his boxers.

by Goofnut March 28, 2018

Hurriquake

When an area simultaneouly experiences a hurricane and an earthquake (i.e., Los Angeles).

When the hurriquake hit, my house collapsed and was swept away. Another version of this would be a second Trump presidency.

by Goofnut August 20, 2023

Nostrildamus

Something you can smell before you see or hear it (e.g., shit, fire, dirty pussy, politicians, etc.) .

James’ inner nostrildamus knew when the pie was ready.

Suzy was such a nostrildamus for finding trouble.

by Goofnut June 03, 2021

White Cloud

While making a sunday in Whitehall, Montana, a waitress wondered if the whipped cream nozzle might fit up her asshole. She blew a cold cloud of Reddiwip up herself, but when it melted,

it ran down her leg like she’d pulled a

train at the 4-H Club, and she got “canned.” But her boyfriend wasn’t upset at all.

To do a white cloud, also known as a Whitehall or a milk river, sray a cold load of whipped cream up your partner’s asshole, remembering to shake well first. Then, suck it out, or wait till it liquifies and enjoy the milky river.

His girlfriend gave him a white cloud, but it was so cold his asshole went numb.

by Goofnut December 12, 2017