Goofnut's definitions

Hurriquake

When an area simultaneouly experiences a hurricane and an earthquake (i.e., Los Angeles).

When the hurriquake hit, my house collapsed and was swept away. Another version of this would be a second Trump presidency.

by Goofnut August 20, 2023

Covidials

The generation who is/will be born during the COVID19 pandemic.

Julia just delivered twin covidials.

by Goofnut July 2, 2020

Delta male

In mathematics, delta means change or difference from the original value. Thus a delta male is a male who changed from is original birth gender.

That delta male used to have spectacular tits and a killer pussy.

by Goofnut May 27, 2023

Nostrildamus

Something you can smell before you see or hear it (e.g., shit, fire, dirty pussy, politicians, etc.) .

James’ inner nostrildamus knew when the pie was ready.

Suzy was such a nostrildamus for finding trouble.

by Goofnut June 2, 2021

Fat Back

An extremely fat person.

Look at that huge fuckn’ fat back. Prolly ain’t seen his dick since grade school. He’s gotta weigh 500 pounds.

by Goofnut May 30, 2024

Maskne

The zits that grow under your COVID mask.

After a month of wearing my Covid mask, I have maskne zits the size potatoes.

by Goofnut June 13, 2020

White Cloud

While making a sunday in Whitehall, Montana, a waitress wondered if the whipped cream nozzle might fit up her asshole. She blew a cold cloud of Reddiwip up herself, but when it melted,

it ran down her leg like she’d pulled a

train at the 4-H Club, and she got “canned.” But her boyfriend wasn’t upset at all.

To do a white cloud, also known as a Whitehall or a milk river, sray a cold load of whipped cream up your partner’s asshole, remembering to shake well first. Then, suck it out, or wait till it liquifies and enjoy the milky river.

His girlfriend gave him a white cloud, but it was so cold his asshole went numb.

by Goofnut December 11, 2017