George McBob's definitions
v. to drive really, really fast.
Named after the Stig in Top Gear. Of course no mortal can drive as fast as the Stig, although you may come close if you can Stiganate.
Named after the Stig in Top Gear. Of course no mortal can drive as fast as the Stig, although you may come close if you can Stiganate.
by George McBob May 6, 2009
Get the Stiganatemug. A sleazy wedding chapel, of the kind made famous in Las Vegas.
At a McChapel, you can hire a wedding dress for an hour and get married by an Elvis impersonator. Ushers often expect tips.
At a McChapel, you can hire a wedding dress for an hour and get married by an Elvis impersonator. Ushers often expect tips.
by George McBob April 29, 2009
Get the McChapelmug. by George McBob May 18, 2009
Get the Fusswhipmug. McFreedom is the cheap, hollow imitation of liberation that America somehow feels entitled to push upon countries around the world.
The McFreedom process begins with threats and intimidation to the leader of the victim nation followed by increasingly random and impossible ultimatums. If they don't give in, the American military arrives with their tanks and bombs and starts demolishing the place, all the while handing out junk food and pamphlets to the civilians.
Soon, a new leader who's policy is by extreme coincidence exactly the same as the yank's is "elected by the free people". Within months, McDonalds chains have started to infest the countryside and foreign investors suddenly own all of the country's natural resources.
Anyone who doesn't wax lyrical about how much better things are now is labelled a terrorist and shot.
The McFreedom process begins with threats and intimidation to the leader of the victim nation followed by increasingly random and impossible ultimatums. If they don't give in, the American military arrives with their tanks and bombs and starts demolishing the place, all the while handing out junk food and pamphlets to the civilians.
Soon, a new leader who's policy is by extreme coincidence exactly the same as the yank's is "elected by the free people". Within months, McDonalds chains have started to infest the countryside and foreign investors suddenly own all of the country's natural resources.
Anyone who doesn't wax lyrical about how much better things are now is labelled a terrorist and shot.
by George McBob May 25, 2009
Get the McFreedommug. That feeling you get that your life is pointless and unfulfilled, and that you'd only find your true place in the world when the apocalypse comes (Then you'd be a legend!)
Typical John Connor syndrome sufferer:
My job sucks, my family hates me. But I still feel like I ought to be a somebody. If only something really, really bad would happen, like the zombie apocalypse or something, so I could be a hero...
My job sucks, my family hates me. But I still feel like I ought to be a somebody. If only something really, really bad would happen, like the zombie apocalypse or something, so I could be a hero...
by George McBob September 14, 2009
Get the John Connor syndromemug. A dish that originated in Durban, but can now be bought all across South Africa. It consists of a half or quarter loaf of bread hollowed out and filled with curry.
They came about because, under apartheid laws, Indian restaurant owners were not allowed to seat black customers, and could only sell them take-aways. They invented bunny chows so they could still sell them a proper serving of curry.
The origin of the word "bunny chow" is unknown.
They came about because, under apartheid laws, Indian restaurant owners were not allowed to seat black customers, and could only sell them take-aways. They invented bunny chows so they could still sell them a proper serving of curry.
The origin of the word "bunny chow" is unknown.
by George McBob September 14, 2009
Get the bunny chowmug. v. to smoke weed.
S. Afr. slang, pronounced "goof"
To be goefed is to be stoned out of your bracket.
S. Afr. slang, pronounced "goof"
To be goefed is to be stoned out of your bracket.
by George McBob April 28, 2009
Get the goefmug.