Frederick Yeo's definitions

Draw

The opposite of ward

Doctor: Your brother’s recovering in the draw over there.
Sam: what?
Doctor: sorry, I meant ward

by Frederick Yeo November 19, 2023

Enderman

Barack Hussein Obama II (/bəˈrɑ k hu ˈseɪn oʊˈbɑ mə/ ⓘ bə-RAHK hoo-SAYN oh-BAH-mə;1 born August 4, 1961) is an American politician who served as the 44th president of the United States from 2009 to 2017. A member of the Democratic Party, he was the first African-American president. Obama previously served as a U.S. senator representing Illinois from 2005 to 2008, as an Illinois state senator from 1997 to 2004, and as a civil rights lawyer and university lecturer.

An Enderman can’t swim

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

Israel Supporters

People who laugh when someone says Americans should give back the land they stole to Native Americans, but scream and shout “ISRAEL WAS HERE 2000 YEARS AGO!” when someone says Israeli settlers have no rightful claim to Palestinian lands.

Israel supporters clog the halls of Congress and the media

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Brownie

1. A chocolate-flavoured dessert.
2. (derogatory) a brown person
3. poop

I sell brownies. The dessert, not the people

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Saikia

A smart guy who studies obsessively and has a paranoid fear of being outdone by others

Shrimay B. Saikia was the origin of the term “Saikia”.

by Frederick Yeo November 12, 2023

yaG

Heterosexual; the opposite of gay

I’m yag

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Quantum Physics

1. What Americans use to describe sciences they cannot understand, including basic elementary mathematics, chemistry, and physics.

2. A plot device in a movie used to justify the anything and everything, including the creation of unimaginably powerful devices and the existence of non-existent microscopic realms.

Xiao Ming: 9 + 10 = 19
American: omg you know quantum physics

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023