Black

A colour which, if, theoretically, was an accurate description of a person’s skin, would prevent them from being easily seen at night.
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America

A vast collection of people inhabiting the middle lands of North America, who see themselves as superior to other nations despite the fact that more than half their teenage population cannot read the time off an analogue clock.

Their general stupidity and lack of productivity means that their society consists of a vast horde of imbeciles propped up by a small but often world-beating elite.

America is renowned for the circus that is its national politics, which is dominated by one party full of politicians who push nice, compassionate-sounding legislation that does nothing to solve national problems, and another full of partially-literate lunatics who believe the earth is 6000 years old. It has not had a President with fully functioning mental capabilities since 2016.
The only way you can get away with invading a country for no reason and killing a million people is by being America
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Jew

A person with a short nose who hates money
Jews are the most friendly and personable people you will ever meet
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Chigger

An onomatopoeia used to describe the motion of a steam locomotive
Chigger chigger choo choo, went the train
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Psmith

Rupert Psmith (or Ronald Eustace Psmith, as he is called in the last of the four books in which he appears) is a recurring fictional character in several novels by British author P. G. Wodehouse, being one of Wodehouse's best-loved characters.

The P in his surname is silent ("as in pshrimp", in his own words) and was added by himself, in order to distinguish him from other Smiths. A member of the Drones Club, Psmith is a monocle-sporting Old Etonian. He is something of a dandy, a fluent and witty speaker, and has the ability to pass through incredible adventures unruffled.
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East Asian

Person from East Asia, i. e. China, Korea or Japan. Positive stereotypes of East Asians include being well-mannered, hardworking and smart. Negative stereotypes include having flat chests, shrimp dicks and droopy eyelids
by Frederick Yeo November 12, 2023
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