Fireguy47's definitions

Mexican toaster

When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure

My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Godsturbating

When your the best at jacking off

I am godsturbating right now no one can do better than me I got 20 orgasms per hour

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Aggressive meat sack

When you jack off too hard that your testicles fly out

Timmy had to go to the hospital because he got an aggressive meat sack

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Russian lawnmower

When you use a lawnmower to jack off but your pubic hairs get caught in it

Mexicans decided to tryout the Russian lawnmower and it worked out great

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

what a boner

Another way of saying "what a bummer"

Your mom didn't buy you an Xbox one? What a boner.

by Fireguy47 June 11, 2017

the ugly dumpling

A event where it starts raining shit

The ugly dumpling just happened in California recently and I'm happy I survived

by Fireguy47 June 11, 2017

Oooh carne

A Mexican way of saying oooh roasted

Black person: your so bright I got blind
White person: you look like a overcooked brownie

Mexican person: oooh carne

by Fireguy47 June 18, 2017