Fireguy47's definitions

female drum machine

When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part

Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general

Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk

by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017

rapper fapper

Someone who only listens to rap and thinks every other genre is bad.

Gustavo is such a rapper fapper I don’t wanna be friends with him ever.

by Fireguy47 September 26, 2018

Detergent Launcher

A rpg style weapon that poisons people’s mind with dank memes and dirty jokes.

Nathan used the detergent launcher on me so it is to late

by Fireguy47 June 24, 2018

Mexican toaster

When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure

My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Godsturbating

When your the best at jacking off

I am godsturbating right now no one can do better than me I got 20 orgasms per hour

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

gaytism

Someone who has gay and autism

My friend Chris has gaytism because he’s talking to so many dudes and acts dumb around them

by Fireguy47 June 8, 2018