Ahe ahe I beat my meat

When you laugh so hard that you yell out I beat my meat

Timmy: look Peter’s penis is so small
Me: Ahe ahe I beat my meat

by Fireguy47 January 14, 2018

penis colliding

When a guy’s dick is touching a girls strap on

Timmy just got done penis colliding with Lexy

by Fireguy47 September 05, 2018

Detergent Launcher

A rpg style weapon that poisons people’s mind with dank memes and dirty jokes.

Nathan used the detergent launcher on me so it is to late

by Fireguy47 June 25, 2018

what a boner

Another way of saying "what a bummer"

Your mom didn't buy you an Xbox one? What a boner.

by Fireguy47 June 12, 2017

mommy work

A women who likes to clean the dishes, do the laundry, go shopping, and cook for kids

Son: hey I’m fat as fuck can you make me something to eat?
Mother: looks like I’m gonna have to do all the mommy work again

by Fireguy47 August 26, 2018

dry cleaning

A paycheck you get in an envelope when it’s payday.

Squidward: ah the sweet smell of payday
*opens envelope*
Squidward: huh?
Mr. Krabs: oh sorry, that’s my dry cleaning

by Fireguy47 October 20, 2019

Clearing the area

When you use Reaper’s ultimate but you get no kills with it

Reaper: “clearing the area”
The whole team: “you got no one you dumb fuck”
*sad Reaper noises*

by Fireguy47 April 26, 2021