Fireguy47's definitions
by Fireguy47 September 26, 2018

When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure
by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

John: yo I gave my girlfriend a razor maneuver last night.
Nathan: woah dude wish I could try that but I’m lonely
Nathan: woah dude wish I could try that but I’m lonely
by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018

When you use the power of geometry to aim your cumshot at the right angle without it spray everywhere
by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018

Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one
by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018
