Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Fireguy47

razor maneuver

When your having sex with a girl while the guy is shaving her pubes off her pussy

John: yo I gave my girlfriend a razor maneuver last night.
Nathan: woah dude wish I could try that but I’m lonely

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When you knock a guy down on the floor with your fist then dolphin dive that person right through the ground

Deshawn just did a shove down boost to James for saying the n word to many times

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When you use the power of geometry to aim your cumshot at the right angle without it spray everywhere

I have practiced geometrical sex with my girlfriend and I enjoy life

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Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Fortnite
Guy 2: Yeah it’s crack for children

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A guy who mows the lawn, works for really long shifts, drives kids to McDonald’s, and is good at repairing things

Son: hey my car broke cuz I’m fat as fuck can you fix my car?
Father: looks like I’m gonna have to do all the daddy work again

daddy work by Fireguy47 August 25, 2018

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A women who likes to clean the dishes, do the laundry, go shopping, and cook for kids

Son: hey I’m fat as fuck can you make me something to eat?
Mother: looks like I’m gonna have to do all the mommy work again

mommy work by Fireguy47 August 25, 2018

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Songs that have a lot of aggressive sounding instruments dubstep for example

Jacob likes to listen to his tryhard music when playing fortnite

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