A guy who mows the lawn, works for really long shifts, drives kids to McDonald’s, and is good at repairing things
Son: hey my car broke cuz I’m fat as fuck can you fix my car?
Father: looks like I’m gonna have to do all the daddy work again
Father: looks like I’m gonna have to do all the daddy work again
by Fireguy47 August 25, 2018
When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.
Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*
by Fireguy47 April 27, 2021
Samantha: Oh my god, my boyfriend has the best dick ever so I call him Mr. Explodey
Nancy: No way really? I wish I had one like him
Nancy: No way really? I wish I had one like him
by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018
When you use the power of geometry to aim your cumshot at the right angle without it spray everywhere
by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018
John: yo I gave my girlfriend a razor maneuver last night.
Nathan: woah dude wish I could try that but I’m lonely
Nathan: woah dude wish I could try that but I’m lonely
by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018
Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one
by Fireguy47 September 04, 2018
by Fireguy47 August 08, 2018