Fireguy47's definitions

high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation

Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”

by Fireguy47 December 18, 2017

goldspiceofcool

Xbox gamer tag

A white boy who will never hit puberty has no penis afraid to say cuss words and cries for no reason

I hate being in a party with goldspiceofcool because his voice pisses me off

by Fireguy47 January 14, 2018

Ahe ahe I beat my meat

When you laugh so hard that you yell out I beat my meat

Timmy: look Peter’s penis is so small
Me: Ahe ahe I beat my meat

by Fireguy47 May 3, 2018

Thotty acid

A thot who is very sensitive, betraying, and a real hater

Hayden: What’s wrong with Jenna
Fireguy47: I think she became a thotty acid
Jenna: FIGHT ME!!!!!!!!!
Fireguy47: Sry that’s animal abuse
Random Mexican: oooh carne

by Fireguy47 September 30, 2017

Mexican toaster

When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure

My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Godsturbating

When your the best at jacking off

I am godsturbating right now no one can do better than me I got 20 orgasms per hour

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Aggressive meat sack

When you jack off too hard that your testicles fly out

Timmy had to go to the hospital because he got an aggressive meat sack

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017