Godsturbating

When your the best at jacking off

I am godsturbating right now no one can do better than me I got 20 orgasms per hour

by Fireguy47 June 11, 2017

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dry cleaning

A paycheck you get in an envelope when it’s payday.

Squidward: ah the sweet smell of payday
*opens envelope*
Squidward: huh?
Mr. Krabs: oh sorry, that’s my dry cleaning

by Fireguy47 October 20, 2019

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Clearing the area

When you use Reaper’s ultimate but you get no kills with it

Reaper: “clearing the area”
The whole team: “you got no one you dumb fuck”
*sad Reaper noises*

by Fireguy47 April 26, 2021

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goldspiceofcool

Xbox gamer tag

A white boy who will never hit puberty has no penis afraid to say cuss words and cries for no reason

I hate being in a party with goldspiceofcool because his voice pisses me off

by Fireguy47 January 14, 2018

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For the crusaders

When you yell “for the crusaders” thinking you’ll do a lot work but does absolutely nothing.

Reinhardt: “My ultimate is ready”
Ana: “Okay, I’ll nano boost you”
Reinhardt: “For the crusaders!”
Ana: “WTF YOU GOT NOBODY YOU DUMB FUCK”
Genji: “You should’ve nanoed me and healed me you dumb bitch”
Mercy; “Shut the fuck up, all of you are dogwater”
Wrecking ball and Doomfist: “We are good characters”

by Fireguy47 April 13, 2021

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