Fireguy47's definitions

Russian lawnmower

When you use a lawnmower to jack off but your pubic hairs get caught in it

Mexicans decided to tryout the Russian lawnmower and it worked out great

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

push fucking

When your penis is so huge it can bulldoze a girl against the wall

Tyrone was push fucking Delilah and there is a huge hole in the wall

by Fireguy47 September 6, 2018

icicle minigun

When you freeze your cumshots and put it inside a nerf gun and fire it towards the girls pussy

Bradley tried doing the icicle minigun on Jenna and her pussy ended up frozen solid

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020

Cooling sack

When your balls are so cold they can be used as an ice pack

While I was having a snowball fight someone hit me in the balls with a snowball so now i have a cooling sack

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

sack recycle

When you reuse the same condom for the same situation

I ran outta condoms so I gotta sack recycle again luckily I’m just beating my meat

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation

Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”

by Fireguy47 December 18, 2017