Fireguy47's definitions

Electdrugs

Drugs that will make you teleport and turn your body into weird shapes

Nathan looks like a deformed dorito when he does electdrugs

by Fireguy47 August 8, 2018

gotta hit the crapper

Another way of saying gotta use the restroom

Person 1: hey you wanna go to the store
Person 2: Sry gotta hit the crapper first

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

metal pipe

A guy who has a serious hard on and has his cock at absolute zero. Whenever he’s about to shoot his load, his cock will take 5 minutes to thaw out. If he gets hard during shooting his load, his cum will be frozen solid along with his dick

Stacey: It’s hard for me to give you blow when you have a metal pipe
John: I’m sry I think I may have a serious condition

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

Mr. Explodey

A nickname for a guy who shoots big massive loads like a bomb inside a girls pussy

Samantha: Oh my god, my boyfriend has the best dick ever so I call him Mr. Explodey
Nancy: No way really? I wish I had one like him

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

sack recycle

When you reuse the same condom for the same situation

I ran outta condoms so I gotta sack recycle again luckily I’m just beating my meat

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

public ladder

A slut who lets anyone go down on her for money in schools, events, amusement parks, etc.

Guy 1: Yo let’s check out that public ladder near that bathroom over
Guy 2: No way that’s a huge ass line
Guy 1: Dang it lets go find another one

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

niggerish accent

The accent of a black dude talking for example adding a lot of “yos”, saying “what up” instead of what’s up, saying bitch in the end of almost every sentence, and saying nigga a bunch of time

Tyrone: Yo what up my nigga how ya doing bitch?
Delilah: Yo I’m doing fine my nigga how bout you?
Nathan: “sigh” just a couple of black people speaking in a niggerish accent
Jamal: (to Nathan) Nigga that’s racist
“Nathan gets beaten up by black people”
Deshawn: don’t fuck wit real niggas bitch

by Fireguy47 June 27, 2018