Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Fireguy47

Godsturbating

I am godsturbating right now no one can do better than me I got 20 orgasms per hour

When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure

My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it

When you jack off too hard that your testicles fly out

Timmy had to go to the hospital because he got an aggressive meat sack

When you use a lawnmower to jack off but your pubic hairs get caught in it

Mexicans decided to tryout the Russian lawnmower and it worked out great