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Definitions by Fireguy47

Mexican toaster 

When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure
My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it
Mexican toaster by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Godsturbating

When your the best at jacking off
I am godsturbating right now no one can do better than me I got 20 orgasms per hour
Godsturbating by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Aggressive meat sack 

When you jack off too hard that your testicles fly out
Timmy had to go to the hospital because he got an aggressive meat sack

Russian lawnmower 

When you use a lawnmower to jack off but your pubic hairs get caught in it
Mexicans decided to tryout the Russian lawnmower and it worked out great
Russian lawnmower by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017