Fatty's definitions

fat ass

a person that sits on the couch all day and watches shows like Ricki, Maury, and Jerry, and eats bon bons

you're a fat ass

by fatty January 14, 2003

brrt

A general replacement for any noun.

What a brrt. That is a real brrt.

by fatty February 24, 2003

fatty

A title resembling Lord or Sire when preceeded by "Witty"

Witty Fatty, you have returned from your quest to the fridge.

by fatty February 24, 2003

samwise

SAMWISE GAMGEE. CHUB MIN! AWA. beish's lova. Soo much cooler than elwood. So kin yet so large and chub. Corny.

Awa it's samwise.
Mr. Frodo.
Wow dude you need to lose some pounds. Go on the samwise diet.

by fatty March 14, 2003

cock starved

A person, usually a woman, but sometimes a man, and in rare circumstances a circus midget with one eye, that has been deprived of having/using/eating cock so long, that they have become starved of it's delight and fufillment.

That whore Suzy Jenkins got sent to prison and is now being fucked and eaten out by lesbians, she sure is cock starved or David Hasselhoff hasn't had anal butt sex with or licked the balls of Elton John since he started his Germany comeback tour, I bet he is cock starved by now.

by Fatty April 14, 2003

fart-knocker

A male homosexual. Often used by straight males against other straight as a means of humilating him.

"Shut up, you fartknocker!"

by Fatty June 20, 2003

Mongolian Clusterfuck

An event that is spinning or has already spun out of control with disatrous results.

The Diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in Byung-Hyun Kim, and the game turned into a Mongolian Clusterfuck.

or:

The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.

by Fatty July 2, 2003