Evan's definitions

Ariel V

By far, the cutest girl on the planet, the girl I am in love with, and the girl I....wait.....what tha fuck am i doin!? maybe i am a faithful boy

"Hey, you want me to introduce you to that girl right there?"
"Oooh, yeah she lookin right!"
"Haha, I'm just playin that's Ariel, my girl"
"I'm still bout 2 holla"
"BITCH!"

by Evan March 14, 2005

butter his bread

To lather someone's piece of bread/roll with butter or margarine. NOT a sexual innuendo to anal sex.

Eww Evan! I dont want to have sex with you, I want to help you butter your bread.

by Evan March 22, 2005

already

the retard's way for saying all ready. this is not proper english. already is not a word. see all ready

shut the hell up all ready.

by evan March 25, 2005

alright

the retard's way for saying all rright. this is not proper english. alright is not a word. see all right

it's not the right way, all right?

by evan May 13, 2005

9 5 plus FO' pennies

when you win at dominoes bitch

9 5 plus FO' PENNIES ... THATS DOMINOES BITCH I WIN

by evan March 29, 2005

buck-forty

hitting one hundred and forty miles per hour in your car/truck/motorcycle

man DAMN we just hit a buck-forty

by evan March 29, 2005

Jigga J-Rotz

A crazy fella who loves to rap and write crazy music while dancing all over the place

Usually a gangsterish caucasion male who has a ginormous 'fro

Jon Rotzenburg is an example of a Jigga J-Rotz

by Evan April 2, 2005