Evan's definitions

Axl Rose

Best rock singer of all time , only Scott Weiland comes close.

Oh my god , Axl Rose sure can belt it out.

by Evan April 30, 2004

HEU

Dicks who go on strike even though they make way too much money,

Fuck those idiot hospital workers went on strike again because the government doesn't wipe their ass.

by Evan April 30, 2004

Hudson Mack

Media personality who got schooled by Evan Wales during the Media hockey game.

Holy crap did you see that goal , Evan Wales just schooled the fuck outta Hudson Mack!

by Evan April 30, 2004

road conning

the strategical placement of cones on a road where cars are bound to hit them.

I coned that cadillac on 14 mile last weekend.

by Evan April 23, 2004

maybach

the sweetest car made in the world. 550 horsepower, 3 televisions, ps2 hookups, first-class airplane seats in the rear, nav system, and panoramic glass sunroofs. MSRP: $350,000. comes in a 57 and 62 trim. named because of their lengths, 5.7 m and 6.2 m.

donald trump owns a maybach 62.

by Evan April 9, 2004

Tami

Tami is the name of my mother. It means "one who is beautiful, brilliant, and loving."

My mom is such a Tami.

by Evan April 7, 2004

skudu

a flying farting contraption, commonly known to be seen as a gluteas maximus with attached wings.

look up in the sky its a skudu!!!

by Evan March 24, 2004