poke

a slang term in reference to sexual intercourse; see also: bone

all my friends are dying to poke me.

by Evan June 25, 2002

forever

forever is until you find somthing better.

honey, i will love you forever. (six months later) honey, i'm leaving you for a 20 year old who has her clit pierced.

by evan January 14, 2005

b-sak

another, cleaner (less foul) way to say ballsack, incase you happen to be around family, the elderly, or small kiddies

Dude way to go..you hit that girl on the ass,and she thought it was me..so she hit me in the b-sak

by evan April 15, 2008

japanese beatle invasion

When one is maliciously raped by a group of imported beatles from Japan

Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."

by Evan February 20, 2005

Whozzawhanow

Contraction of who , what , and now . Generally used as a reponse to something you didn't quite understand.

"Hey! Wanna got to the *mumblemumble*?"

"Whozzawhanow?"

by Evan August 05, 2003

Teague Eyed

Crooked. Refering to a person named Teague who was crosseyed.

The Tower of Piza is all Teague Eyed.

by Evan August 19, 2003

smokley

A sophmore witha heavy cocaine and marijuana addiction. Also see,
big smoke
oakley
big toke
big oak

Greg: What do you wana do?
Smokley: Lets have Jenn buy us a bag.

by evan June 03, 2004