Ella's definitions

Townie

a townie is just someone who doesnt have enough personality to dress how they want or by things that 500 people dont already have. they are people who dont have anyfriends so they just become a townie as it doesnt take any effort ( u just have to look like a looser that hasnt had a shower in 5 weeks) they are also completely weak and scrawny and like picking on people twice their size they also love to talk about sex etc. although they have never even touched a girl in their life unless they were pushed away from trying to touch her up. also something wors than a townie ( if u can belive it) is a wanna be townie, (they acctually exist) they have 'house parties' the girls prentend to be drunk on a cola or if their daring shandy.

TOWNIE: do you tink he is gay?
NORMAL PERSON:dunno dont realy care if he is, do u ? r u homophobic?
TOWNIE: what does that mean??
NORMAL PERSON: it means you have a predjudice against gay people
TOWNIE: (to fellow townie) hey man is you homophobic?
FELLOW TOWNIE: (confused expression) shut up man your gay!

by Ella November 19, 2004

Nerd Herd

A group of individuals that have nothing better to do rather then staying in classrooms at lunch time.

Dang, y'all a walkin "nerd herd."

by Ella December 6, 2003

Dukes

Dukes, the Golden Child from the MMORPGs Maisemore and Teut made by Crazed Monkeys!

Have you seen Dukes today? He's got the blingy gold clothes on!

by Ella March 11, 2005

Jesus

God's only Son & only way to God. Became fully human and still fully God to justify our sins before God. Did this on a wooden cross. Fills us with Himself when we search and ask for it.

Jesus: I did this just for you. Ask me to come into your life and lead you.

by Ella May 13, 2005

long islander

a long islander has the best of both worlds--the greatest city in the world and some nice beaches all within 15-20 miles. the only people that resent long islanders are people who live in shitty areas of the city...people who wish they could afford a park avenue address...people who know they could never afford long island real estate. so basically, deal with it. classy areas of nyc don't want you and neither does long island.

people from east new york or o-zone park hate long islanders because they're jealous that they can't afford manhattan or long island.

by ella January 25, 2005

sensimillia

comes from the spanish words "sin semilla" meaning "without seed". it is actually pronounced sin sumeya. simply means weed without seeds

"smoked ciggarettes the day she died.

smoke couple joints of some good sensimillia" -sublime

by ella October 19, 2004

stoner

1. one who likes to get stoned.
2. me.

i smoke atleast a quarter every day. i guess you could call me a stoner. i love the world.

by ella November 17, 2004