When you are hitting your girl’s pussy hard from behind in doggie and she reaches under and vigorously yanks and tugs on your flopping ball sack as you pump.
by Eaton Holgoode February 08, 2018
Carl always works out behind the cardio machines. He loves watching the ladies workout and moisten up their yoga pant gussets with pucker juice.
by Eaton Holgoode July 07, 2016
When you have a nasty case of cheesedick and you vigorously beat off and nut all over your bellend. You keep stroking the semi-flaccid penis creating a frothy, amalgam of semen and smegma.
I whipped up some serious cream cheez when I did a little tugger last night.
My knob was so nasty it made like an ounce of cream cheez when I beat one out.
My knob was so nasty it made like an ounce of cream cheez when I beat one out.
by Eaton Holgoode February 03, 2018
Dan was eating out the ass of the prostitute he picked up and found himself meal worming that bitch and choked.
by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2017
Carla and her boyfriend pulled an all night sex marathon and she ended up with the worst case of Tender Flanks she had ever had. Could barely walk.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
Lubing up your entire arm with crisco shortening, from fingers to shoulder, for the deepest intestinal fisting humanly possible.
See also The Crisco Glove for those that can’t take a full sleeve.
See also The Crisco Glove for those that can’t take a full sleeve.
I knew my rectum was in for a beating when I came home and saw the jar of crisco and Frank’s arm prepped with the crisco sleeve.
We tried the crisco sleeve last night. I thought his arm was going to come out my throat. He made it to the middle of his bicep before I had to let loose with the safe word. What a gape.
We tried the crisco sleeve last night. I thought his arm was going to come out my throat. He made it to the middle of his bicep before I had to let loose with the safe word. What a gape.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018