Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Buff Gruff
Extremely dense and coarse hair around the anus. Individuals with Buff Gruff have difficulty with cleanliness and suffer from dingleberrys.
Jeb was completely turned off when he got a look at his girlfriend's Buff Gruff for the first time. There was enough hair around the oring to knit a posh sweater. So he sent her a waxing.
Buff Gruff by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
Ass Mace
Flatulence that is so foul, so ripe, so pungent that it is thick, palatable and irritates that eyes and nasal passages.
Carl inhaled several Taco Bell bean burritos on the way home after a night of partying. By the time he crawled into bed with this girlfriend, he had bloated up with severe gas. He decided to give his girlfriend an old fashioned Dutch Oven but ended up dousing her with Ass Mace and she heaved and wretched violently.
Ass Mace by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
A Cupping
In medically supervised transgender therapy, the stage in which a male to female transition hormone therapy enables noticeable A Cup size breast development. This gives the first opportunity for the individual in transition the ability to show off and share their real breasts and is considered to be a transition milestone.
While his treatments have just begun, Bruce's hormone therapy will allow him to start A Cupping in the near future.
A Cupping by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
Getting Sacked
Definition #1: In American Football, a breakdown in the protection of the offensive line that results in defensive penetration and results in the Quarter back being tackled at or behind the line of scrimmage and Getting Sacked.
Definition #2: For a female to be thoroughly and satisfyingly fucked by a male lover. Getting Sacked means fucked to the point of exhaustion. To have been dicked so hard and so good that the need for future sex may not be needed because the highly satisfying sex session and mind blowing, leg shaking orgasm may never end.
Definition #3: Getting multiple, stiff man poles shoved deep in your bunghole and getting your ass pillaged for sexual pleasure in an orgiastic setting.
Definition #2: For a female to be thoroughly and satisfyingly fucked by a male lover. Getting Sacked means fucked to the point of exhaustion. To have been dicked so hard and so good that the need for future sex may not be needed because the highly satisfying sex session and mind blowing, leg shaking orgasm may never end.
Definition #3: Getting multiple, stiff man poles shoved deep in your bunghole and getting your ass pillaged for sexual pleasure in an orgiastic setting.
Example 1: During the third quarter, the offensive lineman lost focus on the game because he was thinking about Tom's girlfriend Gisele. The end result was Tom getting Getting Sacked.
Example 2: Carla's new boyfriend was well hung. She discovered that length was not the secret to great sex, but rather girth. Frank's Summer Sausage stretched her love hole from lobe to lobe and drove her to multiple mind blowing orgasms. Never before had she experienced Getting Sacked like this.
Example 3: Dan was so looking forward to Pride Fest. Every year it seems to be better and better. This year his goal is to do nothing except Getting Sacked.
Example 2: Carla's new boyfriend was well hung. She discovered that length was not the secret to great sex, but rather girth. Frank's Summer Sausage stretched her love hole from lobe to lobe and drove her to multiple mind blowing orgasms. Never before had she experienced Getting Sacked like this.
Example 3: Dan was so looking forward to Pride Fest. Every year it seems to be better and better. This year his goal is to do nothing except Getting Sacked.
Getting Sacked by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
Tangy Dinger
A dirty dick immediately withdrawn from the ass after anal sex which is then fed to the recipient for purposes of providing additional sexual gratification through oral sex.
After pulverizing his girlfriend's ass during a blissful session of anal sex, Carl spun Melanie around after withdrawing from her ass and fed her hungry mouth a delicious, savory and musky Tangy Dinger. She gobbled it right up.
Tangy Dinger by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015
Raspberry Ring
Multiple festering small, round and thrombosed external hemorrhoids around the anus creating the appearance of a ring of very ripe, red raspberries around the oring.
Sonja begged Carl not to perform anal sex on her. He wore her out from the night before and left her with a Raspberry Ring and needed time to heal up and let the Tucks Medicated Pads provide a little cooling relief.
Raspberry Ring by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015
Bunion Job
A sexual act which is same as any other foot job or foot fuck except that the provider has a severe case of bunions on both feet. The bony protrusions are highly pleasurable to the receiver's fuck knob as they provide additional, rigid stimulation that is not otherwise provided by someone with soft, non-bunioned feet.
Carl loved getting a good foot job to pacify his foot fetish. While he enjoyed a getting off on a girl's soft feet, he truly preferred the enjoyment and stimulation of a good old fashioned Bunion Job.
Bunion Job by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015