Grand Slam Breakfast

Highly coveted morning sex performed by a male with a female partner. The Grand Slam must include the four specific sexual acts of analingus, cunnilingus, vaginal sex and anal sex.

Roger woke up at 4:30 a.m. And gave his girlfriend a nudge and then proceeded to warm her up for a Grand Slam Breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015

Breakfast Meat

To wake up sporting morning wood in all its rigid glory.

Carl woke up sporting Breakfast Meat. Not wanting to let something that rigid go to waste, he gave it a good wanking before busting a nut and hitting the shower.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

Gorilla Pits

A female with very hairy, unshaven armpits. A turn on for some that like their ladies hirsute.

I couldn't wait to suck on Brenda's big ole titties but when she took her top off she had gorilla pits.

by Eaton Holgoode March 07, 2017

Diggin’ Up a Truffle

Taking a shit consisting of several turds irregularly shaped like rough-skinned potatoes.

I gotta run in the shitter there braaaaaahhhh. Imma bout to be diggin’ up a truffle.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Tingle Bean

Momma's fat, aching and engorged clitoris.

Connie grabbed her boyfriend by the neck and shoved his face straight down on her tingle bean and said "Now eat!"

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2015

Knobdale

Dick smegma.

Knobdale forms under the foreskin and is an off white, cheesy, odiferous substance.

I had a lot of knobdale going on but she still sucked me like a champ.

Your knobdale is really ripe.

by Eaton Holgoode February 01, 2018

Chemical Peel

Explosive, stinging, acid-like, burning, liquid shit that leaves the bung hole painfully raw.

I just dropped a chemical peel. I need a medicated wipe bad. Raw hamburger down there.

by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2017