Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Dick Dinner

When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.

Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.

by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

Ass Broth

Ass sweat that forms in the crack and trickles down to the taint. Has a distinct assy/vinegary funk.

Rachel said she just could rim me last night. Said the ass broth was more than she could handle. Guess I should have showered first.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Nipkin

The cloth, napkin, tissue, towel or rag used by a lactating female to dab and wipe up the last drip or droplet of breast milk from the nipples.

Sara was lactating from her recent pregnancy and always used a Nipkin to clean the last drop off breast milk from her swollen and engorged nipples.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2015

Tasting Babies

Swallowing a thick, creamy load of semen.

Sonja is a cum whore. She loves tasting babies.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

Grandpa's Clackers

The saggy, wrinkly testicles of an old man. They are the complete opposed of jerky sack.

Suzie loves older men. She especially enjoys the sex and playing with Grandpa's Clackers when they fall out of her lover's bermuda shorts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

The Three Bag Slap

When three dudes are banging one chick at the same time and their ball sacks are smacking against her chin, her ass and the vagina/taint all in rhythmic harmony. Smack, smack, smack.

What’s that smacking sound coming from your roommate’s room? Oh he and his two Bros are doing the three bag slap on the chick next door. Sweet!

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017

Mandue

Cum. Your man load. Man juice. Serving up your hot, creamy cum load to your girl and stringing it around her face like a warm cheesy fondue.

I took Sophie to the Melting Pot last night. She really enjoyed the fondue. But she really savored the mandue I fed her when we got home.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017