Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Barber Up

When your girl let's herself go and fails to tend her garden and her pussy requires you to do some mandatory trimming.

Yea I had to barber up last night. Almost needed a weed wacker to get that bush back under control.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

Fried Bean

The post orgasm, swollen clitoris. Sensitive to the touch and can no longer be stimulated.

I just frigged myself to three orgasms. I got one fried bean.

Rachel passed out last night after I rubbed her to orgasm. Yea I gave her one fried bean.

That three way last night left Cindy with a fried bean and one sore pussy.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Dirt Mule

A morbidly obese, 60+ year old male that is hairy, has homosexual tendencies and lounges around all day watching pay per view porn and trolling Internet for sex chats. Usually wanks himself 4-6 times per day before passing out from excessive alcohol intake.

Dude what's with your neighbor?

Oh brohhhhh that guys a dirt mule. Never shake his hand.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2016

Stank Baiting

When a female fingers herself then places said wet and moistened fingers on her lover's lips and nose to entice their lover to do a little fishing in the tuna boat aka cunnilingus or oral sex.

Carl was not responding to Sharon's bumps and grinds so she fingered herself good and did a little stank baiting. Carl couldn't resist her fragrance and immediately buried his face in her wet snatch.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Bear's Ass

An individual, male or female, who has an extremely hairy ass. So hairy that it's like a thick beard from the pubic region, through the taint and up to the top of the ass crack.

How was your hook up last night with the chick you met on Tinder? She was hot broooohhh till I got them panties off and found a bear's ass. Nasty braaaahh. Did you hit it? Hell yea. She's a little matted and knotted up today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Cheez Sack

A ripe, smelly, sweaty, unkept male scrotum. Cultivated after days or weeks of not bathing.

Man I got cheez sack. Smell my fingers. I just scratched muh ballllzzzzz.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Verdigasm

The euphoric and sexually aroused mental state suffered by an otherwise useless attorney that has finally accomplished a court victory and favorable jury verdict for a client.

Michael was just another useless attorney until he finally won a million dollar jury verdict for his client. Michael walked around for two weeks thereafter with a severe case of Verdigasm.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009