Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Diggin’ Up a Truffle

Taking a shit consisting of several turds irregularly shaped like rough-skinned potatoes.

I gotta run in the shitter there braaaaaahhhh. Imma bout to be diggin’ up a truffle.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Bum Zest

Those tangy remnants of sweat, skin, hair and fecal matter around the bum hole. Makes eating the booty an either treasured or dreaded experience.

Her bum zest was clinging to my goatee for days.

Carla was aching for me to eat her booty hole but the bum zest was too much for me to stick my nose in there.

by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017

Mustard Packed

Constipated from anal sex. When her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much anal. That shit is packed and typically requires an enema for release.

Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

Panty Plug

When a girl shoves her worn panties up her cooch after sex to hinder the ooze of remnant semen.

Rachel got dicked down on her lunch break and did a panty plug so she wouldn’t ooze the rest of the day at work.

I made the prostitute remove her panty plug before I got in there for them sloppy seconds.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Trouser Thumb

When your soft, flaccid penis becomes openly exposed from under your boxers while sitting on the couch.

Roger was enjoying the football game when his wife's friend walked into the room and keenly spotted Roger sporting his Trouser Thumb.

by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2013

Fresh Chicken

A sexual novice. A sexually limited or sexually inexperienced male or female.

This bar is full of fresh chicken tonight.

He always preyed upon the fresh chicken to satisfy is daddy kink.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Braising

Braising is a non-penetrating sexual act whereby a girl rides a male cowgirl anf glides her wet snatch back and forth over an erect penis wedged between her vaginal lips and the male's stomach.

Roger blew a hot nut all the way up to his neck when his girlfriend jumped on top and started braising his engorged fuck stick.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015