Bone Grafter

A young, inexperienced girl that does not know how to give head. Provides a painful, toothy blow job experience until mentored in the proper techniques.
You get some dome last night from that hot chick braaaahh?

Yea broohhhhh. She's hot but can't suck a dick for shit. She's a bone grafter. Going to have to teach her about the lips. My Dick is raw today yo.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017
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Hatchback Snatch

When she got no panties on and you bend her over and hike up her skirt, like the hatchback of a 1974 Gremlin, and drive it home for a pounding ride.
She may be a little rusty and an old model, but Rachel is still good for a little hatchback Snatch and pretty much anyone can take her for a test drive.
by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2018
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Granny Gagger

An old woman that loves to deep throat. Toothless is a plus.
I'm going next door to the convalescent center to hook up with my granny gagger.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
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Rainbow Rimming

Inserting a handful of Skittles candy into your anus followed by your girl tossing that salad and rimming your ass good. With each swipe of her velvety tongue, you push a Skittle, or two, into her hungry mouth and say "Taste the rainbow bitch!"
Sorry I'm late. Had to stop by the drug store.

Need a prescription?

No. A bag of Skittles. Renee is doing a little Rainbow Rimming tonight.

Ahhhhh. She tastes the rainbow!
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
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Snouting the Rose

Stimulating your partner’s anus using your nose. Rubbing and punching around the sphincter. Known for its intoxicating aromas.
He was snouting the rose last night. This big schnoze felt great teasing the rim. I just took a shit but he didn’t care.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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Shaved Peach

I dribbled off her panties for the first time to discover the most beautiful, juicy shaved peach.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
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Making a Pot of Chili

A euphemism referring to one cutting one’s bowels loose with the most vile, most heinous and most explosive liquified, stinging shit imaginable. Turning that clean bowl brown like a piping hot bowl of chili on a cold winter day.
Where’s your father? He making a pot of chili. Better get the air freshener.

I was pinching the whole way to the shitter before copped a squat and started making a pot of chili.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
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