Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Fitfap
To intentionally or unintentionally wear one's Fitbit device while masturbating aka Fap resulting in the measurement of one's masturbation session(s) in terms of distance.
Rhonda returned home from her morning run after which she spent the next two hours laying in bed watching porn and fapping herself to glorious orgasm after orgasm. She forget she had left her Fitbit on and realized she had just Fitfaped the equivalent of almost 4.5 miles.
Fitfap by Eaton Holgoode June 21, 2015
Core Drilled
Vaginal or Anal sexual penetration that is performed by a large, lengthy, girthy cock or dildo leaving one's orifices gaping and wide open until they eventually snap back shut.
Roger is extremely endowed and he core drilled Tonya's tight little ass and left her winker sore and raw.
Core Drilled by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2015
Nipkin
The cloth, napkin, tissue, towel or rag used by a lactating female to dab and wipe up the last drip or droplet of breast milk from the nipples.
Sara was lactating from her recent pregnancy and always used a Nipkin to clean the last drop off breast milk from her swollen and engorged nipples.
Nipkin by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2015
Boobescent
Boobes·cent (Noun)
1. Arriving at or having reached the stage of notable breast development aka boobs.
2. Anything of or relating to breasts aka boobs
1. Arriving at or having reached the stage of notable breast development aka boobs.
2. Anything of or relating to breasts aka boobs
1. Tonya was so excided that she was becoming boobescent. Her tiny little A Cuppers had finally started to sprout.
2. Carl is a breast man. The only thing he cares about in a woman is her tits. The dude is completely boobescent when it comes to his definition of a hot babe.
2. Carl is a breast man. The only thing he cares about in a woman is her tits. The dude is completely boobescent when it comes to his definition of a hot babe.
Boobescent by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
Cart Shart
Connie was well on her way to earning a first place at her gymnastics competition when in the middle of her routine, she did a Cart Shart and it cost her the entire routine as well as a new leotard.
Cart Shart by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
Norwegian Salmon Fishing
To attend a house party and have sexual intercourse with as many female party goers as possible without washing off the penis and ball sack in between the different sex partners.
Roger went to his friend Carl's house party on Saturday. Roger did a little Norwegian Salmon Fishing and hooked up with eight different girls before the party ended. When he got back home, his girlfriend gave him a sloppy blow job whereby she commented that his cock usually didn't taste as tangy as it did tonight.
Norwegian Salmon Fishing by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
Grandma's Scissors
When two geriatric lesbians scissor with each other to a climactic release. Generally requires lubricant due to Desert Twat conditions.
Carla enjoyed working at the local assisted living facility until she walked in on a hot and heavy session of Grandma's Scissors down the east wing. The sound, smell and the sight of their slapping wrinkled skin was just too much.
Grandma's Scissors by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015