Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Eating out a girl in the morning as she wakes up while she is menstruating and sporting a tampon. The pink ribbon is formed from the overnight flow that has seeped into the external tampon string turning it to a delightful, light shade of pink.
Carl woke up his girl with a little hot oral action and didn't mind that she was ragging and her heavy flow made it a Pink Ribbon Breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2015
Get the Pink Ribbon Breakfastmug. Thanks to all the time at the gym, my forearms are perfect for going Rachel the ol’ popeye fist. These guns leave her winker gaping.
by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018
Get the Popeye Fistmug. When your balls and ball sack are hot, sticky and sweaty from summer heat and humidity. The sack, especially shorn scrots, cling and stretch to the inner thighs.
I’m glad winter is about done but I’m not looking forward to the chaffing I get from having summa ballz.
I need to go wash my junk. I got summa ballz.
She sucked me off even though I had bad summa ballz. She said she likes a little tangy zip.
I need to go wash my junk. I got summa ballz.
She sucked me off even though I had bad summa ballz. She said she likes a little tangy zip.
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018
Get the Summa Ballzmug. To be so severely constipated and in desperate need of a bowel movement that multiple forms of treatments are used and repeated over and over to create the needed stool looseness to have an eventual release aka ass blast, assplosion.
Frank decided to join in and climb aboard the gluten free diet train. After several days, Frank realized the new diet, while gluten free, was largely starch based and low in protein and dietary fiber and he was desperately Drain Plugged. After seven consecutive enemas, he finally popped the squirt cork.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2014
Get the Drain Pluggedmug. A napkin or rag possessed by a street walking prostitute to wipe up semen from her gash in between multiple sexual encounters.
This bus stop is riddled with gash rags. It must have been a busy night around here last night.
She left her gash rag on the floor board of my car.
She left her gash rag on the floor board of my car.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
Get the Gash Ragmug. I was rubbing one out online last night to a hot ginger thot. She turned out to a ginger bender but I didn’t care at that point.
by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2017
Get the Ginger Bendermug. When your ass is flat torn up, raw and blown out from shitting out a series of bad Taco Bell dietary choices.
by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018
Get the Bell Holemug.