Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Pork Stocking

The anal hole and rectal cavity of an individual that enjoys anal sex.

That’s it. Put it to me in my pork stocking.

Rachel loves it when I breed her pork stocking.

I had a BBC in my pork stocking last night. I’m sore and swollen today. Rosebud is tender to the touch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Viewing Party

A Viewing Party is a private event, usually hosted in a private home or hotel room, that is arranged for the pupose of inviting a select group of guests to watch one or more individuals perform sexual activity and sex acts in and open,performance forum. Viewing Parties typically cater to those individuals with interests in voyeurism.

After meeting several like minded indivdiuals into voyeurism, Carl arranged to host several swinging couples at his home whereby he invited serveral of his voyeur friends to enjoy a Viewing Party. The event was wet, wild and satisfied the attendee's most purient of interests.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014

Coach Milo

That moment when you are alone in the locker room and the coach harnesses you by your jock's straps, pins you against the locker and probes your ass beyond his middle digit's second knuckle.

Quarterback: Your game has progressed significantly this year.

Receiver: Thanks to Coach Milo, my focus is strong. Our penetration is deeper than ever.

Quarterback: I remember getting to the third knuckle before I started to excel.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

Thumber

A sexual maneuver used to enhance the doggy style position whereby, without notice during vigorous pussy stoking action, the male licks his thumb and inserts it two knuckles deep into the girl's anus. May induce intense bucking and loud shrills which merely enhance the experience.

Rachel was bucking like a bronco last night when I surprised her with a thumber.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Hot Smear

A never ending ass wipe job. No matter how many wipes, the paper still is smeared. It’s undaunting. One never really feels fully clean after a hot smear.

My ass is all itchy today. I had a Hot smear this morning and haven’t feel right since.

After two rolls of toilet paper, I have up on my Hot smear.

I had a Hot smear this morning and wound up with a skid mark this afternoon. I really need to make better dietary choices.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Corkette

A submissive male or female that submits to prolonged insertion of a butt plug. Usually required by their Dom to keep it inserted for hours at a time.

Sandy is a true sub. She loves anal play and enjoyes being a Corkette for her Dom.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Peanut N Corn Corsage

A used, crumpled toilet paper wad with feces on it that is strategically placed upon the upper left or right front of someone's shirt utilizing the feces to adhere the wad to the shirt or blouse resulting in the appearance of a corsage made of toilet paper.

Rather than wearing a traditional flower corsage, Chris decided to be different and his friend adorned him with a Peanut N Corn Corsage for his wedding ceremony.

by Eaton Holgoode July 19, 2006