Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Steak and Oyster Pie 

The cum load filled cream pie (vagina, ass or both) of a slut female that has just completed a gang bang with a group of multiple males.

George wanked himself in the corner while he watched his wife receive a steak and oyster pie.

Steak and Oyster Pie by Eaton Holgoode November 22, 2015

Denim Casserole 

When a male's jeans are so tight that his genitals, both cock and balls, are prominently outlined and leave nothing to the imagination.

Holy shit! Look at that dude's denim casserole. Not going to attract a size queen with that.

Denim Casserole by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

Pink Nub 

A short, fat, flaccid penis.

Roger turned on some porn and worked his pink nub into a full on chub for a quick wank.

Pink Nub by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

Devil's Ring

The bung, the anus, the sphincter, the oring.

Rhonda ate too many jalapeño peppers and wound up with one fiery Devil's Ring.

Devil's Ring by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

Dressing on the Side 

To withdraw the penis just prior to climax during sexual intercourse and subsequently deposit a hot load on the female's mons, thigh, abdomen or stomach.

Carla loves unprotected sex but always makes her lover serve his dressing on the side.

Dressing on the Side by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

Wet Winker 

When one's winker (bunghole) is moist with sweat creating a wet environment with a ripe booty juice.

Carla worked her cardio routine on the gym stair master for over an hour. With each rising step she could feel the sweat dripping down giving her one really wet winker.

Wet Winker by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

Dirt Dobbing

When one sits too far back on the toilet seat while defecating and accidentally leaves small dobs of fecal matter on the edge of the seat.

Roger called janitorial services up to the executive washroom because one of the managers failed to situate properly on the toilet and ended up Dirt Dobbing.

Dirt Dobbing by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015