Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Puke n Duke

Puking and duking (shitting at the same time. Typically caused by the flu, food poisoning or one hell of a hangover.

My roommate was so shitfaced last night he’s done nothing but puke n duke today.

I can’t come to work today. I’m sick. You have the flu? Pretty sure caused all I do is puke n duke.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Quick Wrist

Discreet reference to a quick hand job or quick masturbation session.

I’ll be back. I need a little quick wrist. This day is getting to me.

I’m gonna pick up a prostitute tonight on the way home for a little quick wrist.

Your mum gave me a quick wrist last night while you were asleep.

My uncle asked me if I wanted to see his quick wrist. Boy was that different.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Grandma's Tea Towel

Grandma's Tea Towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a Gak Towel or Doddle Rag.

After dropping a heavy load on his Cougar, Carl offered her Grandma's Tea Towel to wipe up.

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2014

Bob Uptown

A discreet expression to announce you are cruising the intercity streets for a hooker for a knob bobbing blow job.

Dude lets go shoot pool.

Not tonight braaaahh. I'm going to see Bob Uptown.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

Dangling Nancy

A large, dangling dingleberry suffered by someone with excessively coarse ass hair and requires assistance from another to remove it with scissors.

My sister had to help me trim off this dangling Nancy that was really knotted up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Droppin’ Charlie Brown

When you drop a big shit full of peanuts.

I downed a whole bag of roasted peanuts at the ball game last night. Needless to say I’m been droppin’ Charlie Brown all day today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Whoreing

Availaling onself for sexual activity. Regardless or partner, time, place or sexual act, one who is whoreing does it all.

Braaaaaahhh. Is your mom home or is she out whoreing again?

by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017