Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Turdilation

A condition of the anus. Turdilation occurs after snapping a deuce so big that the size of it and brute force of it leaving the sphincter results in a dilated rectal orifice. Dilation size and period of time of dilation will vary depending on size of the loaf. In time, the bunghole will snap back shut. Post dump anal leakage may occur while dilated.

Harvey was so constipated from eating excessive amounts of cheese that he hadn't shit in 8 days. He finally was able to cut a turd but it was so big and compacted that he suffered Turdilation after dropping it in the stool. He was 3 cm dilated for about 30 minutes afterward.

by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009

Red Dogger

An engorged, swollen, reddish colored (borderline on purple) penis. Typically a penis that is being constructed for rigidness by use of a cock ring or constrictor band.

One may also have a red dogger from popping viagra and jacking off to porn for several hours.

I got a red dogger going on trying to punch his way out of these pants.

I jerked off for three hours yesterday. My sack was dry and left me with a red dogger.

Rachel loves it when I put on my cock harness. My red dogger gets so rigid it could bust a vein.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Rose Wilt

A rectal condition that forms from the abuse and overuse of the sphincter, a.k.a., the rosebud. The condition most commonly occurs from frequent acts such as fisting, anal sex, etc. Over time, the rectum becomes worn and the sphincter shows outward signs of wear and tear including, but not limited to, wilting, sagging and loss of elasticity. In extreme cases, Rose Wilt can result in anal leakage.

After years of aggressive anal play which included Howard's propensity for frequent anal fisting, he found himself suffering from a severe case of Rose Wilt and was required to wear adult diapers to avoid the mess of periodic anal leakage.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2014

English Tea Biscuit

When you are squatting over your old lady and steeping your balls real good in her mouth with a old fashioned tea bagging and you drop a hot turd on her chest.

Rachel was steeping my ballsack real good last night but was not overlay fond of the English tea biscuit.

I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Bavarian Blitzer

When you blow lines of coke aka snow every hour for 24 hours straight.

Where the hell have you been? You look like hell. I was on a Bavarian blitzer. I couldn’t stop.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Gingerberries

When a ginger has horrific knotted up orange ass hairs aka dingleberries.

She was a smoking hot ginger and I took her home but she had the worst gingerberries one ever seen. Couldn’t lick her booty they were so thick.

by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018

Muddy Picnic

A muddy picnic is same as a Wet Picnic except that the sexual activity involves anal sex and the post coital clean up involves wiping up with the picnic blanket.

Frank and Carol went to the nature trail where their plans for a quick wet picnic turned into a Muddy Picnic. The fried chicken and potato salad ended up going to waste.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2015