Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Lister Stick
To receive a sloppy blow job from a prostitue that has been freshening up her mouth with Listerene in between tricks. Lister Sticking leaves your flaccid knob minty fresh upon nutting up that dirty whore.
Dan picked up a prostitute after work. He realized she must have been a busy girl because after she slobbed his knob she left him with a Lister Stick.
Lister Stick by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
Cavern Crotch
An extremely loose, gaping female vagina. Once your in past the lips of a cavern crotch, there is very little feeling or contact between the penis and the inner walls and is akin to being in a giant empty cave.
Roger dumped his girlfriend Sheila after he pounded her the first time and discovered she had a cavern crotch and felt nothing.
Cavern Crotch by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
French Onion
When you dive into a gorgeous ass on a hot chick, you know the one that's like an onion and makes ya wanna cry, but you end up encountering a smelly, sweaty, mung bunghole and you have no choice but to retreat.
Joe picked up a hot chick at the bar and took her home for some hot drunken sex. He went down to eat da booty but encountered a French Onion and after gagging asked her to go shower first.
French Onion by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
Braising
Braising is a non-penetrating sexual act whereby a girl rides a male cowgirl anf glides her wet snatch back and forth over an erect penis wedged between her vaginal lips and the male's stomach.
Roger blew a hot nut all the way up to his neck when his girlfriend jumped on top and started braising his engorged fuck stick.
Braising by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
Suckling Pig
A morbidly obese male that smells like ripe cheese that has an obnoxious and unhealthy obsession with lactating female breasts. Suckling Pigs generally troll Craigslist and other social media sites and post ads and comments in their zest for lactating females.
Did you see that ad on Craigslist the other day looking for a lactating female willing to share her milk?
Yes! I responded. It's that same Suckling Pig that posted before. I fed him once, but he was a creeper.
Yes! I responded. It's that same Suckling Pig that posted before. I fed him once, but he was a creeper.
Suckling Pig by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
Blade Steak
Blade Steak by Eaton Holgoode November 22, 2015
Ginger Beef
Ginger Beef by Eaton Holgoode November 22, 2015