Jethro parked his truck behind the pole barn and did a little pork rub before washing up for supper.
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2016
The afternoon coffee shits. Typically experienced at work after the lunch hour. Typically, the stool is accompanied by an aromatic java fragrance that only Juan Valdez could be proud of.
All that Starbucks this morning mixed with that lunch from the House of Curry resulted in brewing up an Afternoon Coffee Pot.
by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2018
Performed in conjunction with a Rusty Sherman which is to put one's penis between one's legs & rub against one's bumhole. To perform the Rusty Bell, one then extracts their fecal covered bellend after a Rusty Sherman and rapidly swings their cock back and forth between their legs, like a bell, singing "Ding Dong" repeatedly.
Frank truly impressed the party goers at his housewarming party with a great spread of food and spirits. But nothing that evening surpassed the awe and excitement of the guests when Frank performed a Rusty Bell right after delighting everyone to a traditional Rusty Sherman.
by Eaton Holgoode August 11, 2015
An extremely large and fat mons pubis. The rounded mass of fatty tissue lying over the joint of the pubic bones and the puss.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
For a male to intentionally allow oral sex to be performed on a dirty penis. The Tangy Beef Stick is created when a male performs vaginal or anal sex with a willing partner and intentionally neglects to wash up before having a different partner perform oral sex him.
Roger gave his girlfriend's mud tunnel and thorough reaming leaving his member unwashed after sex. On the way home, Roger picked up a local meth whore prostitute whereby he paid $10 and got a hot gummy performed on this Tangy Beef Stick.
by Eaton Holgoode September 22, 2014
Despite a vigorous wank, he remained a Lilly Willy.
He worked my Lilly Willy stiff as a board.
Once my Lilly Willy was hard, I was ready to lay ropes across her lip.
He worked my Lilly Willy stiff as a board.
Once my Lilly Willy was hard, I was ready to lay ropes across her lip.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
A napkin or rag possessed by a street walking prostitute to wipe up semen from her gash in between multiple sexual encounters.
This bus stop is riddled with gash rags. It must have been a busy night around here last night.
She left her gash rag on the floor board of my car.
She left her gash rag on the floor board of my car.
by Eaton Holgoode May 08, 2018