Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Can the Corn

To have anal sex. To pillage one’s corn chute with the penis or a sexual device.

Rachel was begging me to can the corn so I went to pound town on dat ass.

I hooked up with a guy last night and well.......he decided to can the corn.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Grandpa's Hard Candy

A Viagra induced, raging hard on of a geriatric male.

Carol: Sonja keep an eye out over there. That old pervert is giving you the eye.
Sonja: I can see that. I can also see he's got a pocket full of Grandpa's Hard Candy.
Carol: Ewwwwww. Let's go.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Beat Deep

A vigorous, deep dicking and gut rearrangement.

Man I sent that chick home beat deep.

I got beat deep last night. My asshole is raw.

My uncle took be downstairs to play pool and the next thing I know my shirts up, I’m bent over the corner pocket and I’m getting beat deep.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2020

Pearl Strand

A hot, thick, long rope of man jizz shot across the neck and chest of your female partner.

Rachel sucked me till I blew a pearl strand across her neck.

Rachel laid in bed with the pearl strand oozing down the sides of her next.

by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018

Dangly Pintos

A saggy set of male testicles.

I drug my dangly Pintos across her forehead.

She was chokin on my dangly Pintos.

I need to wash my dangly pintos after that workout.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Whore's Scent

The smell of sex that lingers in the air, on your mustache, on your fingers and on your stink dink after having an affair with a lover or an interlude with a dirty prostitute. Whore's Scent is known to linger for days and is, other than stupidity, what will get a cheating lover caught. A woman can smell Whore's Scent a mile away.

As soon as Joe walked in the door after work, his wife Carla could smell the Whore's Scent. After confronting Joe, he finally had to fess up that he had stopped through the hood on the way home and picked up a streetwalking crack whore for a quick fisting.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

Lister Stick

To receive a sloppy blow job from a prostitue that has been freshening up her mouth with Listerene in between tricks. Lister Sticking leaves your flaccid knob minty fresh upon nutting up that dirty whore.

Dan picked up a prostitute after work. He realized she must have been a busy girl because after she slobbed his knob she left him with a Lister Stick.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015