by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2009
A condition of the anus encountered after the consumption of extremely spicey foods. Generally induced from cayenne, habanero and jalepeno peppered snacks and mixes. Condition does not occur until defecation afterwhich the anus will burn for minutes or up to a half hour or more depending on digestive system tolerance. Recommended treatments include ice cubes, medicated pads and rags with witch hazel, creams, ointments, and salves.
After consuming an entire can of Original Juan Spicy Trail Mix, Leroy experienced a firey ass explosion that burned like batter acid which resulted in a Cayenne Fire Ring that burned for several minutes until he shoved a wash rag soaked in witch hazel on his ass crack.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2009
When you have vigorous oral sex with your girlfriend immediately after she comes done at the dentist and is all mouth numbed from Novocain. Reduction in her gag response allows for more gratifying deep throat action and she cannot easily identify your point of orgasm so you can easily throat one down.
I’ll be late today. I’m taking Rachel to the dentist. She can’t go alone? She can but I’m working that jelly mouth as soon as she’s in the car. Ain’t missing that brooohhh.
by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2018
I spent the entire day perusing the collections of the gentleman’s library and well.....my balls are aching and drained.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
A massive, large, girthy penis. It’s like she discovers gold the first time she lays eyes on it and realizes what she’s about to receive.
He dropped his boxers and he was packing a goldstick. I thought he would split me in half.
Carlos is packing a goldstick. Believe me. I’m still walking bow legged.
Carlos is packing a goldstick. Believe me. I’m still walking bow legged.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
The amalgam of sweat, fecal remnants and toilet paper fragments around the anal oring. Ring cheese is what makes that ass so ripe.
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2018
Rhonda was so horny she couldn't wait for her boyfriend to get home to pound her cervix. However he drank too much partying and when he got home he had a Scotch Fillet. Rhonda settled for sucking on his wet noodle while she diddled herself.
by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015