Wanka

a being that is dimunitive in size; characterized by lack of a reproductive organ.

'What a damn wanka'

by SamStoneMTL September 30, 2008

Wanka

Someone from South Africa who masterbates a lot.

"That Ron is such a wanka!"

"Oh, i think he was from england"

by Gastong Plastic Surgery September 02, 2009

Wanka

Someone who wanks too much.

Elianas such a fucking wanka its unbearable.

by patricksdjuhbf December 07, 2009

Wanka

Someone who masturbates and is British

Yer a bluddy wanka he fag!

by Ye Bloody Wanka June 01, 2017

wanka

a dickhead, or motherfucker

dam what a fuking wanka.

by Hot_Rod_DB October 26, 2003

wanka

meaning dickhead and also what i called Glen Hallock and he had no clue what it meant as he classes it as British slang :)

you bloody wanka

by H and im me October 02, 2011

wanka

Masturbation for those who cannot spell. i.e Wankas.

That numpty boy is a wanka (see: numpty boy)

by jadio u no August 14, 2003