Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Clam Dinner 

Performing oral sex on two or more females in an orgiastic manner.

Frank went to visit his girlfriend but ended up in a hot three way with her and her roommate and had quite the clam dinner from what I hear.

Clam Dinner by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

Dick Dinner 

When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.

Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.

Dick Dinner by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

Pucker Juice 

Dripping sweat from one's ass crack.

Carl always works out behind the cardio machines. He loves watching the ladies workout and moisten up their yoga pant gussets with pucker juice.

Pucker Juice by Eaton Holgoode July 7, 2016

Beef Bag 

A prostitute, slut or a sleep around whore.

Unless you want an STD, stay away from Carla. She's a beef bag.

Beef Bag by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016

Willie Wanka 

A reference to a male that is known to be a chronic masturbator or wanker.

Watch out for Carl. He's a real Willie Wanka.

Willie Wanka by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016

Dinger Bell 

Gyrating your hips and swinging your cock's bell end back and forth across your partner's nose. Usually a pre-fellatio act.

Frank straddled Mary and gave her a dinger bell before she gobbled his knob.

Dinger Bell by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016

Pork Rub 

Male masturbation.

Jethro parked his truck behind the pole barn and did a little pork rub before washing up for supper.

Pork Rub by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016