E's definitions

necronomicon

The Book of The Black Earth, The Book of the Dead. Entirely fictional. Though many of the names within the book are derived from Sumerian, Babylonain and Domascan mythology, the book still remains a clever piece of horror/sci-fi writer H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos. Brilliantly laid out to the point that it is still believed to be completley genuine by a great number of people and occult enthusiasts, The Necronomicon as we are able to read today is published by Avon books and accredited to a ficitonal author named Simon, possibly a sur-name for Lovecraft or one of his close and personal literary devotees during his life.

H.P. Lovecraft's fabled Necronomicon is entirely fictional, though believed genuine by many people, yet no one has ever heard of anyone successfully applying the formulae and rituals within the book.

by E April 6, 2005

kilt

Another way of saying killed.

"Man, that dumb ass went and got himself kilt!"

by E April 5, 2005

wheel whipper

A harsh and aggressive driver of a motor vehicle that tailgates another driver until such a time as they see the other lane opened and swiftly jerk the steering wheel to manuever their vehicle around the vehicle that they were tailgating. Also applies to drivers who zip in and out of traffic using the afore mentioned method.

"Look at that wheel whipper! What a rude piece of shit idiot!

by E April 5, 2005

rocketeer

A person that drives a motor vehicle with extremely excessive speed and shoots past other vehicles on the road. Applies to those who are also wheel whippers as they usually tend to do this after wheel whipping.

God DAMN! That rocketeer must be doing atleast 15 over the speed limit!

by E April 5, 2005

conjunctioner

An rare and extremely elite sorcerer that has spent most of his/her life practicing the occult arts and has become bestowed and gifted beyond that of all other magicians and sorcerers. These few are so skilled and powerful that they can create/destroy entire galaxies and cause inner stellar cataclisms of epic proportions. Their magical powers are limitless as they are like Gods. They have walked The Thousand Moons and have drank from The Black River of The Mother Godess.

"The conjuctioner exploded a star to show skeptics his unbound might!"

by E April 5, 2005

rift opener

A very skilled magician/sorcerer. These people are very rare, but not nearly as rare as those who have become a conjunctioner. Rift openers are powerful enough to be able to open a rift in time and freely travel between any galaxy within outer space and any spacial body therein. They are also able to open rifts between worlds so as to allow Ancient Ones, Elder Gods, and creatures of hellish strength and proportion to enter our world.

The rift opener has no power compared to the conjunctioner.

by E April 5, 2005

Cthulhu

He who lies dead but dreaming. He who lies waiting under the waters, ever seeking entrance into the world of the living, so The Ancient Ones may rule the Earth once more.

"That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die."-H.P. Lovecraft

by E April 5, 2005