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conjunctioner 

An rare and extremely elite sorcerer that has spent most of his/her life practicing the occult arts and has become bestowed and gifted beyond that of all other magicians and sorcerers. These few are so skilled and powerful that they can create/destroy entire galaxies and cause inner stellar cataclisms of epic proportions. Their magical powers are limitless as they are like Gods. They have walked The Thousand Moons and have drank from The Black River of The Mother Godess.
"The conjuctioner exploded a star to show skeptics his unbound might!"
conjunctioner by E April 5, 2005
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Subordinating Conjunctions 

A word or phrase that links a dependent clause to an independent clause. This word or phrase indicates that a clause has informative value to add to the sentence's main idea, signaling a cause-and-effect relationship or a shift in time and place between the two clauses.
Some common subordinating conjunctions include...although, while, when, whenever, where, wherever, before, and after.

Conjunction Vitus

1. Some crazy guy on the Internet that's been around for awhile. Used to post at guestbooks regularly now has profiles on different sites. JTV being one.
2. Combo of three things: A conjunction, conjunctivitis, and St. Vitus' Dance.
No real reason for the combo except it sounded cool
Man, Conjunction Vitus sure was typeative the other day.
Yep, that sounds like him!
Conjunction Vitus by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

spanish conjunction 

it is when a people (s) is in a public area and completely surrounded by people of spanish decent, only speaking spanish.
dude,
what,
last night i was at a club and there were like thousandes of spanish people it felt like i was in a spanish conjunction
spanish conjunction by steviejew October 4, 2010

conjunction 

Somethning that joins/connects or a simultaneous occurrence of events.
Sometimes it means a union,a combination of elements.
I, M.Verver, am a remarkable conjunction of various talents.
conjunction by M.Verver September 1, 2009

Conjunction Junction

The #1 popular song in Schoolhouse Rock, where the main character is a conductor with a chef's hat that looks more like a pee pee. He teaches viewers about conjunctions (or cuntfucktions?) and humps train cars for a living.
Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up words and phrases and clauses...

bespite of (conjunction) 

bespite of conj (blend of "because of" and "in spite of" ] - a condensed form of the expression "because of, or perhaps in spite of."
This work, when done and published, will be met with keen interest by scholars and general public alike, bespite of its controversial nature.


Bespite of the intensity of the debate, there has been considerable advancement in our understanding of this global trend.

Bespite of the expectation of Truman's impending loss, Democrats turned out, and by means of an "underdog effect" assured Truman's victory.
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