459 definitions by Dubiks

Autistic

The same type of people who brought the world computers, yet still get treated like absolute shit.

idiot: "Haha you have autism, you're such a retard."
autistic person: "That's funny, I should tell you that an autistic person invented the same fucking screen you look at 24/7."

by Dubiks August 23, 2018

Autistic

The type of people who've been responsible for many of society's greatest inventions, but are still not widely appreciated by the majority of people.

Isaac Newton - inventor of physics
Albert Einstein - inventor of modern physics
Nikola Tesla - inventor of modern electricity
Alan Turing - inventor of the modern computer
All autistic

by Dubiks December 10, 2018

fight or flight

The stress mechanism that all human beings possess whenever they encounter a stressful situation. This involves chemicals such as adrenaline and cortisol overriding the brain in which the person will either face the situation like a badass, or run away like a total pussy.

*fight or flight in a nutshell*
Person 1: "I'm going to kick your ass for fucking my mother last night." (pulls out bat)
Person 2: "FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT." (runs away)

by Dubiks August 26, 2018

rule34.paheal.net

A cartoon/hentai website that is a lot like rule34.xxx but it has even more stuff. However, it’s tagging system can get pretty confusing at times and it’s search system is not as good. Still worth checking out though

Noah was jerkin it to Francine Smith on rule34.paheal.net

by Dubiks June 1, 2019

desk

A place where most students sleep when they have to getup at the ass crack of dawn everyday to go to school.

I just slept for 2 hours at that desk over there in english class

by Dubiks April 7, 2019

🧠

Head or blowjob

That girl gave me 🧠 last night

by Dubiks May 24, 2019

coke

A drug that's advertised for both kids and adults.

dad: "Yeah my 8 year old son addicted to coke, he always gets super hyper and yells out crazy shit whenever he uses it.
junkie: "Shit, for real?"

by Dubiks November 22, 2018