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Aggressive driver

A person who:
1. Goes faster when the light turns yellow
2. Is not afraid to honk at dipshit drivers on the road
3. Never goes under 5 miles above the speed limit
4. Has the uncontrollable urge to pass slow drivers in front of them
5. Really really hates traffic
6. Is always on the left most lane
*example of aggressive driver*
dipshit: (goes 5 miles under the speed limit)
Me: GO FASTER YOU CUNT!
dipshit: (goes even slower)
Me: Fuck this (illegally passes dipshit and flips him off)
by Dubiks May 13, 2019
mugGet the Aggressive drivermug.

internet

What humans have evolved to become dependent on in order to live.
(documentary voice)
Over thousands of years, humans have developed a evolutionary dependency on the internet. Once a human has run out of internet connection, the human will suffer a horrible and horrific death.
by Dubiks March 16, 2019
mugGet the internetmug.

money

What isn’t actually earned from talent and skill but by the amount respect and connections one has with his/her work force
Money is correlated with respect not skill.
by Dubiks May 26, 2019
mugGet the moneymug.

bread

The shit you throw at ducks to get them to fuck off
Me: fuck off (throws bread 50 feet away)
duck: (goes and eats bread)
by Dubiks April 14, 2019
mugGet the breadmug.

Tickle me Elmo

A red toy that pedophiles love to play with
pedophile: I love playing with the tickle me Elmo
by Dubiks December 29, 2018
mugGet the Tickle me Elmomug.

Feudalism

By far the worst political structure throughout the history of mankind. Gives headway for powerful people to do evil and immoral acts without any consequences. Makes capitalism look humane
Thank god the feudalism days are over
by Dubiks February 12, 2019
mugGet the Feudalismmug.

iphone

Iphones have now taken over the world.
by Dubiks December 7, 2018
mugGet the iphonemug.

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