charger

A life support for excessive iphone users

I need my charger in order to survive

by Dubiks December 30, 2018

Survival of the fittest

An excuse for being an asshole

person: Hey that cookie was mine
asshole: survival of the fittest

by Dubiks April 09, 2019

cunt

The most underrated swear word in the english language. This word, unlike the f word, has the power to shock even the most vulgar people. It's also a great word to use as a comeback.

Person#1: "You're such a fucking fucktard. You should fucking kill yourself you motherfucker.
Person#2: "Well, you're a cunt."
Person#1: (makes extreme gasp and runs away)

by Dubiks August 20, 2018

friends

The people that prevent you from feeling like shit

I feel like shit because I have no friends

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

Shocking

Two in the bee hole one in the pee hole

Woah that was shocking

by Dubiks February 08, 2019

Matt

The strongest person in wii sports. He is the champion in pretty much every sport.

I just got my ass kicked by Matt in wii sports. Again

by Dubiks February 22, 2019

Santa

A person who is somehow able to deliver presents to all seven billion people in one night.

So how does Santa deliver presents to the entire world in one night? Is it magic? Is his sleigh rocket powered? Or maybe... he DOESNT EXIST!!!

by Dubiks December 09, 2018