Survival of the fittest

An excuse for being an asshole

person: Hey that cookie was mine
asshole: survival of the fittest

by Dubiks April 09, 2019

Climate Change

A real fucking thing that is happening right now!

Don't listen to all of the bullshit saying that Climate Change isn't real because it fucking is.

by Dubiks November 10, 2018

Shocking

Two in the bee hole one in the pee hole

Woah that was shocking

by Dubiks February 08, 2019

Matt

The strongest person in wii sports. He is the champion in pretty much every sport.

I just got my ass kicked by Matt in wii sports. Again

by Dubiks February 22, 2019

Santa

A person who is somehow able to deliver presents to all seven billion people in one night.

So how does Santa deliver presents to the entire world in one night? Is it magic? Is his sleigh rocket powered? Or maybe... he DOESNT EXIST!!!

by Dubiks December 09, 2018

charger

A life support for excessive iphone users

I need my charger in order to survive

by Dubiks December 30, 2018

Airpods

An even faster way to get girls than wearing gucci

(guy #1 wears gucci)
girl: Wow! Is that gucci youre wearin
guy #1: yeah you like it
girl: of course I do you’re so cool!
(guy #2 walks in with Airpods)
girl: OMG! Are those Airpods
guy #2: Yeah, why aren’t you spending time with me instead of this broke boy. Mafucka can’t even afford Airpods
girl: OMG I’d love to❤️

by Dubiks February 07, 2019