Bob the Builder

A badass that can build anything.

woman: Hey, can you fix my vibrator, it stopped working after squirted too much.
Bob the Builder: I can fix it!!!

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

snapdrive

When you post a snapchat video of yourself driving in which people will either bitch at you for not focusing on the road or worry about whether you're alive or not

Me: (posts snapdrive of myself)
Friend #1: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SNAP AND DRIVE YOU FUCKING IDIOT. GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE AND DRIVE!
Friend #2: OMG are you alive, I hope you're not dead.

by Dubiks January 09, 2019

disown

What extremely religious families do to children who don’t believe in the same religion as their parents

Carl believed in Buddhism and his Christian families disowned him

by Dubiks December 30, 2018

Autistic

The same type of people who brought the world computers, yet still get treated like absolute shit.

idiot: "Haha you have autism, you're such a retard."
autistic person: "That's funny, I should tell you that an autistic person invented the same fucking screen you look at 24/7."

by Dubiks August 23, 2018

Autistic

The type of people who've been responsible for many of society's greatest inventions, but are still not widely appreciated by the majority of people.

Isaac Newton - inventor of physics
Albert Einstein - inventor of modern physics
Nikola Tesla - inventor of modern electricity
Alan Turing - inventor of the modern computer
All autistic

by Dubiks December 10, 2018

Feudalism

By far the worst political structure throughout the history of mankind. Gives headway for powerful people to do evil and immoral acts without any consequences. Makes capitalism look humane

Thank god the feudalism days are over

by Dubiks February 12, 2019

Word

A fucking word

A Word is a word which is also a word

by Dubiks December 26, 2018