Dubiks's definitions

soup

Something gullible people eat with a fork

Me: say fort 3 times
gullible person: fort fort fort
Me: now spell it 3 times
gullible person: f o r t f o r t f o r t
Me: What do you eat soup with?
gullible person: a fork
Me: really cuz I eat it with a spoon

by Dubiks March 4, 2019

german

One of the scariest sounding languages ever. Can easily scare the shit out of someone by just speaking it.

I stood there in fear as the guy was screaming at me in german

by Dubiks January 12, 2019

Black Phase

The phase in a white person’s life (usually around middle school) when he simply thinks that he is a black person, in which he’ll do everything a stereotypical black gangster would do including saying the n word, lying about doing drugs, and saying that he’s from the hood. Now it’s important to note that not every white person will go through this awkward stage of development so not every white person will understand

white person: I’m a real gangster in deze mafackin streetz. I blow 420 smoke errryday n*gga
friend: dude what the hell u can’t say the n word, you’re not black
white person: dafuq u talkin bout sayin I ain’t black, n*gga of course I’m black. Look at all deze hoes I have.
friend: bro, it doesn’t matter how many hoes u got you’ll never be black
white person: whateva u just jealous cuz u ain’t a real n*gga
friend: dude, u need to get out of this black phase you’re in it’s really starting to piss me off
white person: I’m not in a fucking phase I really am black
friend: Ok whatever u say.

by Dubiks April 11, 2019

judgement

The number one cause of social anxiety

judgement is the main reason why social exists

by Dubiks January 4, 2019

🥃

Hard ass liquor; not that weak shit like 🍺

Person 1: yo we havin 🍺 tonite?
Person 2: fuck no we havin 🥃

by Dubiks May 26, 2019

Winter Break

A time that is cherished by many students from elementary school to college. Younger students will often spaz about Christmas and will just have fun not being around teachers for a change. Most college students will often get high and drunk out of their fucking minds to the point where they won't even remember half of it

Me: so how was Winter Break?
Friend: I don't remember, I was high out of my god damn mind.

by Dubiks December 31, 2018

Autistic

The same type of people who brought the world computers, yet still get treated like absolute shit.

idiot: "Haha you have autism, you're such a retard."
autistic person: "That's funny, I should tell you that an autistic person invented the same fucking screen you look at 24/7."

by Dubiks August 23, 2018