Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
phantom laugh track
An illusion experienced by would-be comedians, consisting of a raucous laugh track playing in their minds every time they think they’ve said something funny.
He would pause after each funny-bomb he dropped, waiting for the phantom laugh track to die down so he could continue his random and pathetic attempts at humor.
phantom laugh track by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2020
gravitational misery
Misery loves company is scientifically laid bare when you read more in depth on the topic of gravitational misery!
gravitational misery by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2020
poverty crimes
Criminal infractions such as shoplifting your dinner, totaling parked cars on the way home from a bar, small-time liquor store and gas station holdups, destroying property in bar fights or stealing some kid’s piggy bank money.
As with most poverty crimes, I was hella high or seriously shitfaced during the pathetic act itself!
poverty crimes by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2020
The Puppeteer
From the very beginning of my fake presidency, I have been committed to assisting my old friend, The Puppeteer, in making America great again!
The Puppeteer by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2020
hella whomp
hella whomp by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2020
turdapult
The turdapult has been variously used in a wide spectrum of situations, from special ops to folks who just want to comment on their neighbors’ lifestyles with easily delivered stinking brown bundles!
turdapult by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2020
Bestie Westie
Bestie Westie by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2020