Definitions by Donald Cowboy Cerrone
A dirty Jim Dog
Melania Trump was giving me a terrific BJ. During the BJ i farted. She stopped and said "that was sooooo gross Jimmy, you are such A Dirty Jim Dog.
A dirty Jim Dog by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017
fart baloon
A baloon that is filled up with fart gas instead of air or helium by sticking the baloon in one's asshole and cutting a long huge powerful fart.
Look 'lil Teddy, I got you a bunch of fart baloons for your birthday party. Be careful with those baloons 'lil Teddy. If you pop them it will stink very, very badly.Especially the red fart baloon, that fat Mexican dude Frank Robertito blew that one up after he ate a bean and cheese burrito with a side of chorizo.
fart baloon by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017
pussy fart
Sometimes when I have had sex the chicks vagina farted while I was fucking her. The 1st time it happened I told a friend that her pussy made a farting sound and he told me thats a pussy fart that Starlene did on your dick. When I fucked this girl Nadine, her pussy farted a lot. Nadine had fucked these other guys I knew also. Nadine became my girlfriend. I think her pussy farted so much because it was tight. Chicks with loose pussies or huge vaginas do not pussy fart.
pussy fart by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017
hells na
Let's say that you did not find Hillary attractive but someone says to you, "bro, I think that you would like to make love to Hillary......Then you would say, "hells na bro, I wouldn't fuck Hillary Clinton with your dick."
hells na by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017
dick smoker
dick smoker by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017
Beaver Cleaver
In the 1960s an actor by the name of Jerry Mathers played the character "Beaver Cleaver", in the iconic TV show "Leave it to Beaver". Although young Mathers was an adorable little boy, the adult Mathers looks like a damn fool! Same goes for the kid on"two and a half men". As a matter of fact, Luke on "Modern Family" looks like a dickhead now, he is no longer near cute anymore. This happens on a lot of TV shows when the kid grows up. Same in real life also. Someone should define this phenomenon.
Beaver Cleaver by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017
'lil Anthony
That spoiled 'lil Anthony is one unsympathetic little brat. The little fuck demotes his poor hard working #1 DAD because Dad fails to bring home a 'little Ceasers pie. Got to admit though, that is one fuckin hilarious commercial.
'lil Anthony by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017