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crummy dummy

Corkle told Max Holloway that Michael Bisping looks like a crummy dummy today!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone May 22, 2018
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scrub

1 A nurse or intern . 2 A backup on a sports team. 3 To clean something using a scrubbing motion. 4 Zach Braff or Donald Faison
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine , also known as a bus stop.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
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A dirty Jim Dog

When you fart while a very pretty girl is sucking your penis.
Melania Trump was giving me a terrific BJ. During the BJ i farted. She stopped and said "that was sooooo gross Jimmy, you are such A Dirty Jim Dog.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017
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Opie

Ron fucking Howard when he was 10.
Be careful or Opie will stab you in the back, take your wallet and spend all your money on drugs. Opie was not the good little boy that Mayberry RFD producers led you to believe.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 14, 2017
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Richard

Often times a feller is given the name Richard. Often times people call the dude named Richard some other name. That other name is Dick. Following this logic, Richard becomes Dick which becomes Penis. This is why parents no longer name their kid Richard. The parents don't want the mean kids at school calling their child penis. For instance, when a kid wants to invite poor little Richard to a birthday party, he says hey penis ya wanna come to my party celebrating my birth.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
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Urban Penis Tionary

Urban Penis Tionary simply means Urban Dictionary
Gee, I hope my definition gets picked by Urban Penis Tionary!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
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Beaver Cleaver

1...Theodore Cleaver 2...A Vagina with the last name, Cleaver.
In the 1960s an actor by the name of Jerry Mathers played the character "Beaver Cleaver", in the iconic TV show "Leave it to Beaver". Although young Mathers was an adorable little boy, the adult Mathers looks like a damn fool! Same goes for the kid on"two and a half men". As a matter of fact, Luke on "Modern Family" looks like a dickhead now, he is no longer near cute anymore. This happens on a lot of TV shows when the kid grows up. Same in real life also. Someone should define this phenomenon.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017
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