Donald Cowboy Cerrone's definitions

thickheads

People lacking in common sense or a modicum of intelligence, or people with big fat heads on their shoulders.

This country{USA is full of thickheads because we elected Donnie Trump for President. A classic case of the dumbing down of America.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Richard

A penis.

Often times a feller is given the name Richard. Often times people call the dude named Richard some other name. That other name is Dick. Following this logic, Richard becomes Dick which becomes Penis. This is why parents no longer name their kid Richard. The parents don't want the mean kids at school calling their child penis. For instance, when a kid wants to invite poor little Richard to a birthday party, he says hey penis ya wanna come to my party celebrating my birth.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

Opie

Ron fucking Howard when he was 10.

Be careful or Opie will stab you in the back, take your wallet and spend all your money on drugs. Opie was not the good little boy that Mayberry RFD producers led you to believe.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 14, 2017

MAGNY

A long skinny ass fighter who smoked Lawler.

Neil MAGNY fought Robbie Lawler. MAGNY destroyed former champ Lawler. At one point during their fight, MAGNY, struck Lawler in the nose with his (MAGNY's) knee. Lawler's nose flew into the audience and the Urban Penistionary editor caught the nose and sold it on Ebay for 10 thousand smackaroos. The UFC rocks.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 17, 2020

Mike Perry

A UFC fighter with a big mouth and big power. Perry also has a midget penis.

Mike Perry is fighting Santiago Ponzinibbio next month on November 17. Expect fireworks in this fight as neither fighter backs down and both have explosive KO power.Both fighters are coming off knock out victories. Perry fights out of Florida and fights for American Top Team. Ponzinibbio fights out of Los Angeles and fights for Lambert lay em out Fight Club.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 25, 2017

A dirty Jim Dog

When you fart while a very pretty girl is sucking your penis.

Melania Trump was giving me a terrific BJ. During the BJ i farted. She stopped and said "that was sooooo gross Jimmy, you are such A Dirty Jim Dog.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017

big unit

Randy Johnson the former big league pitcher who pitched for several teams throughout his brilliant career was nicknamed the big unit.

Johnson was called the big unit for several reasons . He was the tallest pitcher in major league history measuring 6'11" and being a southpaw, it was almost impossible for lefties to get a hit off Johnson. Furthermore, there are several words that mean penis such as dick, cock, johnson....etc. So, Randy Johnson, who was known as a real asshole and physically resembled a huge penis was given the nickname "the big unit"

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017