Definitions by Donald Cowboy Cerrone

pussy squeak 

When a vagina squeaks during intercourse.

Her vagina was as tight as a fiddle. When Trump inserted his 17 inch fake dick into the tight pussy it did a pussy squeak. Trump left the fake dick in the Oval Office.

pussy squeak by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 11, 2017

Amanda Robert Cooper 

Amanda Bobby Cooper "ABC" is a hot lil blonde fighter chick in the UFC.

Amanda Robert Cooper can kick the foock out of most men!

Amanda Robert Cooper by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 6, 2017

givin the dog a bone 

getting a blow job

She's blowin me crazy, untill my ammunition is dry. Yes. I'm givin the dog a bone!!!

givin the dog a bone by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 30, 2017

GSP 

Acronym for the greatest MMA combatant of all-time. The one, the only, the baddest, the humble one, the numero uno,none other than Georges Saint Pierre!

GSP submitted Miguel Bisping to become the undisputed middle weight champion of Tijuana on November4 2017. GSP accomplished the feat after being away from the sport for four years. This makes GSP the best MMA fighter in the history of the young sport. Currently ouranked by NFL football, MMA will one day be the most popular sport in the world says little Tommy Brady, QB for New Iceland!!!

GSP by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 8, 2017

infinite wood

A penile erecttion that will not deflate due to an unwanted reaction to taking viagra.

I had infinite wood on Thursday. I took some viagra so I could have sex with Desi Williams from Survivor. She is so hot i wanted to be able to have sex for more than 39 minutes, my usual standard. My erectile would not deflate or cum so I dragged my embarrased self to urgent care. Once there a nurse with huge tits hopped on my erect penis with her tight vagina and fucked me so hard with her tight pussy that I finally came. Thank you nurse Cheri!!!!!!!!!

infinite wood by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 8, 2017

H. R. Pufnstuf

A children's show featuring live puppets that aired on Saturday mornings from 1969 to 1975.

H. R. Pufnstuf, cant get a little but you cant get enough. H.R. Pufnstuf was produced by Sid and Marty Kroft. Rumor has it that the Jewish Kroft brothers killed Hitler after Hitler had faked his death and hid in Brazil. The Krofts hunted Hitler down and tortured him for weeks than offed his ass!

H. R. Pufnstuf by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 25, 2017

Mike Perry 

A UFC fighter with a big mouth and big power. Perry also has a midget penis.

Mike Perry is fighting Santiago Ponzinibbio next month on November 17. Expect fireworks in this fight as neither fighter backs down and both have explosive KO power.Both fighters are coming off knock out victories. Perry fights out of Florida and fights for American Top Team. Ponzinibbio fights out of Los Angeles and fights for Lambert lay em out Fight Club.

Mike Perry by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 25, 2017