Opie

Ron fucking Howard when he was 10.

Be careful or Opie will stab you in the back, take your wallet and spend all your money on drugs. Opie was not the good little boy that Mayberry RFD producers led you to believe.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 14, 2017

A dirty Jim Dog

When you fart while a very pretty girl is sucking your penis.

Melania Trump was giving me a terrific BJ. During the BJ i farted. She stopped and said "that was sooooo gross Jimmy, you are such A Dirty Jim Dog.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017

MAGNY

A long skinny ass fighter who smoked Lawler.

Neil MAGNY fought Robbie Lawler. MAGNY destroyed former champ Lawler. At one point during their fight, MAGNY, struck Lawler in the nose with his (MAGNY's) knee. Lawler's nose flew into the audience and the Urban Penistionary editor caught the nose and sold it on Ebay for 10 thousand smackaroos. The UFC rocks.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 17, 2020

Mike Perry

A UFC fighter with a big mouth and big power. Perry also has a midget penis.

Mike Perry is fighting Santiago Ponzinibbio next month on November 17. Expect fireworks in this fight as neither fighter backs down and both have explosive KO power.Both fighters are coming off knock out victories. Perry fights out of Florida and fights for American Top Team. Ponzinibbio fights out of Los Angeles and fights for Lambert lay em out Fight Club.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 25, 2017

Ronda Rousey

Ronda Jean Rousey is an American mixed martial artist, judoka, and actress. Ronda was the 1st female UFC champion and held the belt until Holly Holm KOd her with a thunderous head kick.

Ronda Rousey has a fine body and awesome tits!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

scrub

1 A nurse or intern . 2 A backup on a sports team. 3 To clean something using a scrubbing motion. 4 Zach Braff or Donald Faison

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine , also known as a bus stop.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

Donald Trump

An extremely self absorbed individual with a ridiculous hairdoo who became president of these United States because these United States voters are morons.

I told my wife that President Trump was a cocksucker and she said I did not know The Donald was President . Apparently my wife is quite naive. Donald Trump once fired Ian Zeiring.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 29, 2017