The Queen of England was quite upset with her son Charlie and exclaimed, " fuckington Charles, you are such a whoremonger! You can't keep your penis in your pants for even one fuckington day!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone June 15, 2019
Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.
Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
January 1979 Playmate. Candy was also Playboy's 25th anniversary Playmate....Candy measured 37-24-34.....She is a beautiful brunette who stood 5'7" and weighed 110 at the time of her centerfolds........She is the hottest chick to ever live.........Huge, fine , firm titties hung on her chest.
The gorgeous Candy Loving had an old school un shaved pussy that was very bushy and very ripe. Just google her and you will be amazed at her beauty.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017