Don's definitions

kick start

andys dildo/vibrator that is used for his sexual pleasure it is started the same way as a motorcycle

andy shanahan loves his kickstart

by don April 25, 2005

muff

hand warmer

it was a very cold day and her hands were in a muff

by don June 16, 2003

pdoa

public display of affection

When you see a couple dry humping on the dance floor,Hey!! no pdoa....get a room!!!

by Don March 4, 2005

grand tetons

Used by lonely, horny French beaver trappers in the American frontier to descibe a. a range of large pointy, snowcapped mountains in modern day Wyoming; b. the mountains where the trappers first took a mountain goat to wife;

"Ou la la, Pierre! I am missing my girlfriend so much. Those mountains are like her Grand Tetons!"

"Ou la la, Madame Le Goat! Give me some of your Grand Tetons!"

by Don August 5, 2004

new york

A state where 98% of its area gets a bad rap from 2%. There's a helluva lot more to New York than the City.

I'm from Upstate New York.

by Don October 26, 2003

Pushing Cotton

Needing to go number 2

"I'm really pushing cotton here, I must find a bathroom right now."

by Don November 30, 2003

shocker

two in the pink, one in the stick

seriosly its fucking disgusting

by DOn May 13, 2005