Don's definitions

uptanker

It is the comapnion to the drydocker. To rid a commode of its flushing water, and to then deficate in the tank on the rear of the commode.

The janitor hates us after last night. They got both a drydocker and a uptanker.

by Don August 29, 2004

shocker

two in the pink, one in the stick

seriosly its fucking disgusting

by DOn May 13, 2005

.3~

.3~ or .3 repeating is commonly thought to equal 1/3. Believers of this idea claim that because the number of decimals is infinite, that it must equal 1/3. They sometimes use the supporting example that .33333333=1/3, therefore .66666666=2/3 therefore .99999999= 3/3, or 1. To prove this wrong, you need to consider 2 things. First, and most sensible, 10 is not divisible by 3. Therefore, no matter how many .3's you use, they will never be able to complete the whole number 1. The second thing you need to consider is that with .33333~, you will always be off by just a little from achieving 1/3. This is why when you use a calculator and enter 1/3, the decimal given is .333333334.

.33333333x3= .99999999
.33333334x3=1.02
The answer of what decimal multiplied by 3 equals one is lurking somewhere in between those 2.

by Don June 30, 2005

ac/dc

A term used in the 1970s & 80s for bi-sexual.

"Is he gay?" "No, He is ac/dc"

by Don August 6, 2004

whoregina

A Vagina that belongs to a whore.

That bitch has the biggest whoregina I know.

by don September 22, 2008

packing fudge

What fudge packers do.

Bob the fudge packer "The truck is still empty Mike, why don't you pack some more fudge in it"

by Don August 10, 2004

motherload

A term used to describe the bounty left by the anus through defication.

"Here I sit, same as ever,
took a dump, pulled the lever.
The toilet clogged...the water flowed,
look out world, it's a motherload."

by Don January 16, 2003