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Fidel Castro, ruler of Cuba since 1959. An enemy of the US.
Castro wants your balls.
by Gumba Gumba March 06, 2004
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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The gay district of San Francisco, sometimes referred to as a "Gay Mecca." Originally began in the 70s, when civil rights pioneer Harvey Milk became the first gay city official in the US. Murdered in city hall along with the mayor by a jealous competitor, who was later released after only a very brief sentence, leading to widespread outrage in the city. Now home to many gay individuals, businesses, restaurants, bars and clubs. Home to one of the biggest Pride celebrations, annually every summer.
Stupid ignorant motherfuckers on this website telling people in the castro to "get a girlfriend" should try getting a boyfriend instead.
by Chris August 10, 2005
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to console your partner with fellatio when intercourse is not available or warranted.
Gary: I don't know, babe, I'm pretty tired.

Steph: Me, too. That's ok, I'll just give you a Castro.
by slees August 05, 2009
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The gay district of San Francisco, sometimes referred to as a "Gay Mecca." Originally began in the 70s, when civil rights pioneer Harvey Milk became the first gay city official in the US. Murdered in city hall along with the mayor by a jealous competitor, who was later released after only a very brief sentence, leading to widespread outrage in the city. Now home to many gay individuals, businesses, restaurants, bars and clubs. Home to one of the biggest Pride celebrations, annually every summer.
Stupid ignorant motherfuckers on this website telling people in the castro to "get a girlfriend" should try getting a boyfriend instead.
by Chris August 10, 2005
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Drug Dealer of the highest magnitude, student at day, drug lord at night. Loves to fuck that pusseh
That guy is a Castro right?
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by infidelll March 17, 2019
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Castro's are quite loyal creatures and will do anything for anyone, yet they never expectrepayment. When placed in astrange environment, they are somewhat shy and come off as intense. However, make a Castro comfortable and you will find that they are both bubbly and hilarious. They rarely realize their cute and are often insecure.Castro are also known for their intelligence,
Castro's are quite loyal creatures and will do anything for anyone, yet they never expectrepayment. When placed in astrange environment, they are somewhat shy and come off as intense. However, make a Castro comfortable and you will find that they are both bubbly and hilarious. They rarely realize their cute and are often insecure.Castro are also known for their intelligence,
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by bdgenkinahito September 28, 2017
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