DoktorJ's definitions

Douchebag Feminism

Feminism perpetrated with the obvious agenda of getting laid. Not real feminism, but manipulative sycophantic speech and gestures disguised as feminism. Can often even take the form of competitive flirting, where one romantic candidate tries to be "more feminist" than another.

"He won't treat her like a lady," Logan said.

But what he really meant was that he wanted her for himself, and would stoop to any level to discredit her true love's worthiness.

Logan was always doing this. His over-zealous and competitive douchebag feminism was a transparent attempt to be sexually popular with women, thus feeding his own sexual conquest of all the local girls.

by doktorj March 8, 2014

AIDS Grenade

AIDS Grenade (noun): When you start hanging out with a chick who has AIDS, just so that everyone will think you close, and then when your enemies come out of the woodwork to bang her, they get AIDS.

Dude: 'Does Jim really bang that junkie chick who's always hanging around?'

Bro: 'Naw, she's an AIDS Grenade.'

by doktorj November 24, 2014

smackognize

Verb

To recognize via the revelations of smacktification.

I had to smacktify the situation in order to make those bitches smackognize.

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

dirty money

Profit from the sale of narcotics, prostitution, guns, or other illegal activities. Money that needs to be laundered.

Don't put your dirty money in the bank or else the IRS will get you like they got Capone.

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

good friday speech

Lecture given to underling drug dealer when said employee cannot come up with the consignment money owed to their boss that particular week. Such conditions of underling cash flow shortage can delay the Boss's re-up process and really screw up business, especially when occurring on a Friday.

Speech often begins with: "This ain't a good Friday for you not to be havin my money."

It was time for me to re-up and nigga couldn't pay me for what I fronted him, so I had to give him the Good Friday speech.

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

incense burner

Glass tube with a bubble on the end and a carb hole, sold as a means to burn liquid incense, but actually used to smoke meth, crank, or ice.

Julio asked the smokeshop manager for an incense burner so he could buy a meth pipe without violating any laws.

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

Midwife

Slut that a gentleman bangs between wives.

You know that high class dude ain't gonna keep bangin' that stank ho forever. She's just a midwife.

by doktorj October 26, 2014