Doc Bliss's definitions

taking love

Rape. If sex is making love then rape is taking love.

Harvey Weinstein is accused of taking love from a number of A-list celebrities.

by Doc Bliss October 13, 2017

Fist fight

The lesbian version of a hate fuck.

I can't believe Hilary and Sarah actually hooked up. I bet it was a real fist fight. hate fuck lesbian prolapse

by Doc Bliss March 29, 2015

Polyodious

Hating more than one person. The opposite of polyamorous.

I am polyodious, I hate both Trump and Hillary.

by Doc Bliss June 26, 2016

Made whoopsie

make/making/made whoopsie: when a man accidentally penetrates a woman's anus while having sex with her. When a penis slips out of a vagina and into the butt. In the 70's, having sex was called "making whoopee". The term "whoopsie" is something people say when they've made a mistake.

Sara is really mad at me. Last night we were having sex and I made whoopsie. I bruised her anus so she made me finish with myself. butt sex assplay shit dick anal

by Doc Bliss June 29, 2015

assemble fagitron

Two or more men inserting themselves into eachother. It's not gay sex, they are trying to assemble fagitron.

John Travolta wasn't trying to get that masseuse to have sex with him, he was trying to assemble fagitron. gay} fag butt fuck bf anal

by Doc Bliss June 2, 2015

Cosby Sweater

A brightly colored sweater with intricate geometric patterns meant to confuse and distract women so that her drink can be drugged without her noticing.

The frat boy wore his Cosby sweater to the bar in hopes that he could date rape some poor woman.

by Doc Bliss September 2, 2016

Cock-shucker

A doctor or religious official who performs circumcision. (shucking corn is when you peel off the outer cover of a cob of corn and discard it.).

That cock-shucker mutilated the genitals of that baby boy.

by Doc Bliss September 6, 2016