concord grape

Someone who was born in a city/town called Concord

Sabrina: So where were you born?

Kerri: i was born in Concord

Sabrina: Your such a concord grape

by DizzyLizzy March 03, 2007

febulights

People who still have thier christmas lights on in Febuary

You damn crackheads take your damn febulights down!

by DizzyLizzy February 07, 2007

heart attack on a plate

Shitloads of greasy food on one plate

Hey fatass mind the heart attack on a plate

by DizzyLizzy July 16, 2007

Middle School Dance

A huge whorefest. Girls show up in teeny tops and mini skirts even in the dead of winter. Guys dress like the douchebags they are, wearing thier RocaWear and SouthPole. Some dances sell glowsticks, see school is educational, it's teaching 6th graders about raves! Not only the glowstick thing raves and dances have in common, they blare loud music. But not techno, oh no! middle school dances usually blare Top 40 hits from 5 months ago that everyone is sick of listening to because the local radio station overplays them, such as ''Smack That'' and When You're Mad'' but also they play shit from the 1970's like AC/DC when only half of the dimwitted students even know who they are, or when they came out. Then they play a slow song and it's a race to find someone of the opppiste sex. If you don't, you look like a loser in the corner all by yourself wishing the song would just friggin end already! or you look like a gay/lesbian if your one of those types that dances with thier friends during slow songs. Plus some of these dances have cops in the corner so we can make sure nobody's having oral sex on the floor while the gay ass teachers chaperoning are doing it anally in one of the classrooms as we speak.

A Middle School Dance was probably one of the worst things invented

by DizzyLizzy February 21, 2007

mini skirt

They can be cute, but if worn the wrong way, they are just trashy.

The natural brunette wore a modest mini skirt that didn't show her whole body. The peroxide blonde did.

by DizzyLizzy January 20, 2007

Ja Rule

Ja Rule is nothing but a poser. In the early 2000's he tried to be like 50 Cent and Tupac but failed. He is nothing without Ashanti and is only Irv Gotti's little puppet. He's gone now, probably dead.

Me in 2000: Yo Ja Rule is SOO fucking gay!

Me today: Where the hell is Ja Rule? Oh right he hanged himself shame

by DizzyLizzy June 20, 2006

pizza bell

pizza hut and taco bell combined. also referred to taco hut

let's go to pizza bell

by DizzyLizzy January 29, 2007